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hornian

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  1. Joe Burrow from 2018. What do I win?
  2. If I'd known it was that kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes carne guisada.
  3. Instead, they are raising prices.
  4. That wasn’t a sark special, that was a Quinn special.
  5. Talkie bird? That’s some authentic frontier gibberish.
  6. Needs more Bloody Mary on it for the morning. We're not savages.
  7. Came here to make this point. I was in Tennessee and saw the Longhorns play last year. it was Nashville, not Knoxville, but a great road trip. Looking forward to going back. May go for baseball (but the whistler makes me not want to go).
  8. Right? Why are people bitching about hosting Ohio State, Florida, Arkansas and Ole Miss next year? That is a great set of home games. Newsflash - you don't actually want to play only the top half of the league every single season. Attrition is real. It's ok to get some of the lower tier programs to pad your win total.
  9. Just buy a refundable ticket to Knoxville every weekend in October (except OU) and the first two weekends of November and then cancel the ones you don’t need. Simple.
  10. There's something you don't read every day.
  11. I'll believe it when I see it.
  12. Just type Georgia. This Jawja bullshit is stupid. You probably typed Meat-chicken before our game last year. I'm 100% onboard with aggy though. Carry on there.
  13. It does if you have butcher block counter tops.
  14. Yep. Hiring out help is the best thing you can do IMO. Money can't buy you happiness, but it sure as shit can buy you some time to enjoy yourself.
  15. hornian

    Florida Gators

    Objectively a better matchup than either SEC game, which is the weirdest of them all.
  16. They are going to do something stupid. Just watch. It's. going to be something like this: Texas and Alabama: 2026 - Home, 2029 Away Texas and Auburn: 2027 - Home, 2028 Away. Edit, - nevermind, it says we would play everyone at least 1 time every 2 years, so they can't do something that stupid.
  17. Yet doing a lot of work there. I kid, I kid. I'm glad you handle the logistics, and I just come and drink and eat.
  18. hornian

    Florida Gators

    ESPN is reporting it as well: https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/46346164/sec-football-slate-feature-3-repeat-opponents-next-4-seasons
  19. hornian

    Florida Gators

    He's a Florida fan, my man.
  20. Following. Just got my hotel room booked. Prices really came down from when I was looking about a month ago. I guess UF sucking made some of the homers reconsider coming in for the game.
  21. Just got my ticket for the tailgate. See you losers there. My coworker who went to UF for undergrad said the opposite, that parking would be plentiful around campus.
  22. hornian

    Florida Gators

    So both the Alabama game and our game is on at the same time? That's weird, right?
  23. Weird take. Of all the annual rivals ours were the easiest.
  24. Not sure if this is verified, but if so, LSU has the worst draw (and by worst, I mean no matchups to be excited about, not hardest teams). And no Florida/Tennessee seems strange.
  25. She’s totally not after your money.
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