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hornian

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  1. She has two pistols. She's had them all season. She wears a holster on each leg. After being dunked in the ocean, the revolver was easier to dry out, so she did. She didn't dry out the 9MM. It's not that hard to watch a show and actually, you know, observe what's going on.
  2. I have power, but my neighbors not far away are going into day 3 with no power and the linemen told them it's going to be Monday at the earliest before it's restored, and maybe longer.
  3. Has anyone made the joke that Katcher Halligan’s parents are upset he plays 1st base?
  4. Eh. I have a 3 month old and the wife is with me. I’m just happy she is making it to the game at all.
  5. Parking is a clusterfuck. I’m still in line to park and have been for over half an hour. It’s not like this during the regular season at all.
  6. There's even less fence than there was after the storm!
  7. If this shit blows down another fence at the Disch...
  8. It’ll be ready in time.
  9. Yeah I got over 2” in under half an hour not far from there. (Ignore my pollen scum line)
  10. I once had a grapefruit sized testicle. Had to go to the doctor. Turned out a had a blood clot. So long story short, if you have grapefruit sized nuts, go to the doctor.
  11. Pics of the twister? That’s my neighborhood (but I’m down the hill). Didn’t see / hear any tornado but the wind and hail was intense.
  12. Jeez. Just had a 15 minute deluge, complete with straight line winds and loads of marble sized hail. 2222 near Bull creek.
  13. The airplane lavatory.
  14. Actually have windows in the closet too. It's a skylight, but same difference.
  15. But my house is pretty much all windows. Furk.
  16. The revenge of Dee Kennedy if KState comes to Austin.
  17. I mean Mon’s speech is an address, and heard by the entire senate and however many people were watching outside of the senate, so I would understand why in canon it’s given that status. Luthen’s monologue was made by a man who died to a man he eventually killed. There wouldn’t be any record of it in canon lore because the two people involved didn’t survive to make it into lore.
  18. So summer of 2007?
  19. I’m rooting for a 9 inning murder/suicide personally. Figuratively speaking of course.
  20. Jesus christ dudes, get a room. Preferably one where we don't have to watch.
  21. The “tang” of skillet queso is ranch style beans with American cheese melted into it. seriously; try it at home and you’re like 90% there. source: I grew up poor.
  22. The only SEC team the beat all year being A&M is *chef’s kiss*
  23. I've only had KG as leftovers, and even that was great.
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