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hornian

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  1. It was a one in a million shot!
  2. Lochler and Pipelin are up there, too.
  3. At least I won’t be a young grandfather. We’re sex positive in the casa de hornian.
  4. There’s a fellatio joke in here, but it’s too early on Monday morning and I’m too tired from my newest daughter (3 weeks old) for me to connect the dots.
  5. Which would be hilarious if he became a volunteer coach at Texas for the series.
  6. What this post presupposes is … what if they don’t?
  7. Don't lie. You love it too.
  8. Damnit Schuss. Now we have to play more innings.
  9. Love when the announcers say "what just happened?" You're supposed to be telling us1
  10. I was told there would be no bunting.
  11. Galvan just now, and Beyleu and A-Rod aren't playing today.
  12. I hope Galvan's hand is ok. We need him healthy.
  13. Crooked number. 2-0 horns, 2 outs in the 2nd.
  14. so THAT's why Jacque Stewart is the DH
  15. Or just go to Youtube and find a stream.
  16. Nailed it. That’ll be $9.95, please.
  17. Or not. He faced the minimum.
  18. Nice double play there boys.
  19. Imagine our hitting if Schloss had brought the hitting coach over too. No, wait. Don’t.
  20. So we have the possibility of three 7-inning games this weekend?
  21. You don't. That's been disabled on purpose.
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