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Rimbo

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  1. His being in the booth or not is far less important than whether he's in the bottle or not.
  2. y'all had better not be talking seriously about hiring back Mack
  3. Alcohol is not a performance-enhancing substance, as it turns out. Sweet! What's mine say?
  4. tldr
  5. Funny how shit like that works. You're in the same booth, planes, and airport lounges with all these other people with the same job but different employers. You all talk about things off-camera, off the page. You hear things. A peer who's stellar at her job reports something, and gets flamed for it. You and your peers are pissed off, and decide to start doing some digging. You hear more things... She has a couple other sources beyond that one.
  6. that's no moon it's a space station
  7. he IS the size of a small moon
  8. all I've gotta say about Tawny is... The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak. you're welcome
  9. that WAS from Rumors
  10. fuck ketch
  11. what concerns me is the absolute motherfucking silence from the people who would know very concerned not even them
  12. i don't know fuck about shit and have just heard fuckin friend of a friend of a friend, like my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw sark pass out at 31 Flavors last night i guess it's pretty serious
  13. if the rumors are true, nobody will want him
  14. I'm down. Hell, I'm almost old enough for the discount.
  15. we got a microwave with a built in air fryer it's a great microwave, but a shitty air fryer pretty damn good at reheating pizza tho
  16. actually i do hope the bad shit gets leaked then... 1. we can ditch all this stuff about Sark being worth keeping around any longer and move on 2. I no longer have to keep my lips sealed about things I was told in confidence (some known truth, other not yet substantiated rumors, but the corroborating evidence is there) and can actually say something and, most importantly of all, I really don't give a shit what y'all think. well. most of y'all. those who I do care... know who they are
  17. see now @Nicole44 if you really want to get the songs going and remain on topic, you gotta go with ... it works on so many levels
  18. the snail wishes for three visions of gratitude; the dirt says, "blue!"
  19. this can be arranged contact jeff banks
  20. I mean, is that it? That's all you can think of? I'm not saying Sark rapes puppies or anything (and I'm not HEARING that he does, either) but I think there's a pretty broad spectrum of off-field shit that would, you know, be well within the bounds of "Yeah, he can't stay, even if he wins out." Put in the back of your mind any notion that Sark has his act together, and there could be a lot of bullshit going on. I'm not hearing that he's shown up to practices drunk, either, but that was the final bell for his job at USC, and ought to be here, too.
  21. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man. Ohhhhhh man. Oh fuck. We are so fucked.
  22. How bad would a guy have to fuck up for you to consider it a firing offense? When we hired Sark, we knew he'd had some Sark After Dark moments in the past, things we'd hoped wouldn't come roaring back at him. We hired him with his promises and our hopes that those wouldn't happen again. Let me ask you this. What if what happened wasn't just as bad as those things, but worse?
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