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miguelito

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  1. Wait a couple more hours and let us know if you need to revise your review. Sounds good, though.
  2. If you do it correctly, NOT into the invisible swordsman.
  3. You may have just doomed us all.
  4. My takeaway from that guy's statistical analysis is that 10 out of the last 25 years, Texas has had a legit shot at a national championship. That seems good. I wonder how that compares to other schools. I wonder, but I really don't care.
  5. Anyway, she could keep you warm in Antarctica. I learned that from Han Solo in Empire Strikes Back.
  6. Vanilla mootopia is a great coffee creamer if you don't want all the sugar or lactose shits. It has extra protein, too.
  7. FYI, Off! makes a good stocking stuffer. You know, for those stubborn Christmas mosquitos.
  8. A 1,350% chance. You either get it, or you don't. Or you get it 1,350%.
  9. This is why we should allow prayer in schools. Oh wait, that doesn't work for this one.
  10. As noted, easy metro access is key. Make sure you stay close to a stop somewhere.
  11. Do we have a game this week?
  12. It's hard for me to take that Joe guy seriously unless he's wearing Oakleys and recording from his truck.
  13. Blanco BBQ has a big private room. You can get probably 50+ in there. At the Rim, Maggiano's has private rooms they can partition off. We had my grandfather's 100th birthday party there.
  14. Just wait until the next time a dragon eats the sun!
  15. It means more than carnate.
  16. I've heard that you can blow out your knee while skiing in France and only pay like 10 pesos for health care.
  17. 12 punts, 12 points.
  18. Hear me out: Bring back the minotaurs, but add tiger heads to them a la Lee Corso.
  19. Some teams look at their schedule and say, "I want to win each of those games. Show me a loss." Other teams complain about the schedule being too hard.
  20. You should have gone with "BTW, I'm packing." It allows for a defense of non-threatening sexual overtones.
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