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Vito Andolini

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  1. I don’t see the Stefon Diggs story anywhere, and since it’s illegal to start a new thread, I’ll put it here. I’ll admit I don’t know anything about “tusi,” but it seems Diggs does. And pussi, too. https://www.complex.com/sports/a/alex-ocho/stefon-diggs-cardi-b-called-daddy-by-bikini-clad-woman-yacht-party
  2. I was wondering why Johntay Cook was suddenly on everyone’s lips typing fingers and instead find 65 year old dudes white knighting for Taylor Fucking Swift. What in the fuck.
  3. We just had a freak as a kicker, he regressed.
  4. Maybe it’s just me, but it seems your link just takes the user back to this Surly Apple TV thread.
  5. Zaden Krempin has his own lawn care business, shows he has gumption. Plus, he can help when we changeover to grass.
  6. After looking like most of the activity would slide just north, it’s been raining like a MFer in Belton for the last half hour or so. Good luck on it dipping south enough to penetrate the shield…
  7. I found nothing redeeming in FoY and that includes Natalie Portman. Go watch the GIF of her looking crazy hot at the Texas football game 15 years ago for a fix, you won’t get any satisfaction here.
  8. Not sure I have a good answer since I didn’t watch much of the Teller movie, but I suspect so. I lasted longer with Fountain of Youth, but came to hate it quickly. I spent maybe only 10 minutes with The Gorge before getting bored. I actively hated FoY when I bailed.
  9. It was a two hour music video for his daughter, the real crime in the movie. And @PittsburghTiger, you talk about Aliquippa greats and don’t mention Tony Dorsett? Edited to ask, “what the fuck, Hopewell High? Every Cowboys fan from 1977 on knows Tony Dorsett to be from Aliquippa.” Shit, now I’m extra confused, Hopewell is IN Aliquippa… so he is from Aliquippa…
  10. Fountain of Youth is just about the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever attempted to watch. I lasted 23 minutes, I have no idea how anyone stands Krasinski’s douche bag character for the full two-plus-hour runtime. What I saw was miscast, uninspired, ill-paced and boring. Portman must have really needed the money.
  11. What kind of swings were those? Holy fuck
  12. It’s why you put him on ignore
  13. Maybe this guy’s arm will fall off at some point? May be our only hope.
  14. Terry has been an internet phenom since 8th grade
  15. CLIFF: Oh, what's the matter there, big guy? NORM: That damn “Hungry Heifer” restaurant again. The place is the pits. CLIFF: Wait. You went back? I thought you hated it there. NORM: I got lured back by their “surf-and-turf” special. CLIFF: Oh, yeah. What's that, lobster and steak, huh? NORM: Tuna fish sandwich with beef gravy.
  16. Great character, brilliant writing, sublime execution by Wendt. RIP, George, you made a lot of people laugh.
  17. She looks like she’s ready to blow, chunks, not bubbles…
  18. I fucking knew the “we were treated unfairly, Liberty was too good” narrative was coming. Like clockwork. It’s the playoffs, expect everyone to have something, besides the fact you supposedly have the best team in America, and are playing at home.
  19. Poor directing (camera switching) is my biggest technical beef. It may seem like bad camera work, but those guys are instructed to pan to their next shot immediately after they get their principal shot/the “play” concludes. It’s the director’s job to switch the cameras appropriately. And they do an especially shitty job of that on the SEC Network’s + channels. They are also really late switching from an iso of the pitcher or batter to the action of the play. Very amateurish, a byproduct of so many games being telecast, the available pool of professionals is diluted.
  20. Does anyone know the name of the color commentator (and be willing to post it)?
  21. You’re not thinking of Darnell Washington from just three years ago? Bowers was the receiver, Washington was the guy with his own zip code.
  22. That’s a good question, so I went to Wikipedia. Nothing new on the resume, but it did have this bit of weirdness: Personal life Herman is a member of Mensa International. He and his wife, Michelle, have a daughter, Priya, and two sons, Maddock and Herman the Frog [2]
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