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Homercles

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  1. Sad thing is I know about a dozen people just like him here in Texas…spouts false narratives about California, constantly outraged about something, somehow works guns into half the conversations, and endlessly talks tough. They’ve always been there, just now they’re emboldened as that behavior has gone ‘mainstream’. My experience at 43 years old is you always watch for the calm, quiet ones. Often they’re the smartest/funniest/toughest. Naturally, I never shut the fuck up.
  2. Not helpful now but we park at Chuys, despite regular price increases. We car pool from RR with friends, so splitting it six ways makes the cost bearable. There’s an alley/road behind that makes it easy to get out and turn left onto Lamar…so long as you don’t run over the hoard of drunks. Once you purchase a weekend pass, you’re ‘in’ and they email you each year before going public…we used to do this at Shady Grove (RIP), got grandfathered in but miss the Bobcat Goldwhait-looking guy who directed cars…also miss back when VIP was affordable and 4 passes came with parking. Low key excited for the weather outlook. This summer I was worried it’d be 2005-levels of pain.
  3. Well, anyone who has driven from Austin to Colorado knows that Goldwhaite is a strategic crossroads town, up there with Bastogne, in that it’s your first sign of civilization with gas station bathrooms that don’t look like the one in Trainspotting.
  4. and as productive as this
  5. No no no, this sucker’s electrical
  6. I’m shocked that different people have had different experiences with severity of Covid…or that those with a propensity for dumbassery would abuse the presence of a pandemic to try avoiding work! Personally, it knocked the shit out of my wife and I for a full 24 hours each but recovered quickly (most likely) thanks to our vaccines. CARES showed no infection-driven antibodies leading up to it, so wasn’t natural immunity. And for all you WFH-haters, I actually continued to work on all but the worst day…whereas if I’d been a full time office employee, would have been obligated to stay out for another 3-4 days when I was still contagious / feeling bad. So for me, a tenured and experienced employee working in a geo-diverse org, my employer actually gets more productivity out of me by not forcing me to sit in a hotel cube under the guise of ‘team building’ (after spending an hour in the car).
  7. So Gundy finally makes a call to stick with a QB, and now Bowman is 5-13? If we are gonna suck ass, at least invest in the future. Gundys handling of QB’s has been horribad but this is epic now. Im actually kinda hoping for a tanked season that puts some pressure on him to get a new OC, and actually do some hard thinking over the offseason.
  8. I always loved that Depp lived with Hunter before filming began, to adopt his mannerisms and borrow that famous patchwork jacket. It’s wild that he nearly killed himself by putting an ashtray on a barrel of explosives (so they claim) in the basement, and it’s always struck me that Depp never fully extricated himself from the Hunter Lifestyle…which basically no one but HST could really live. Believe Bill Murray said something to the effect that you had to be careful spending much time around the man…his character had a way of worming itself into your permanent psyche, and was ultimately hazardous to your health. Then again, it looks awfully fun
  9. Charge $10 to make a new username with posting privileges, at least until Chrispy / Animal x Nicotine Source goes the fuck away.
  10. So are the ads
  11. Holy shit a third down without a Giants penalty?
  12. Oh man I’d forgotten about this guy…got all aggressive over vaccine conspiracies, then neg bombed and hasn’t posted in almost two years. Chrispy could learn a thing or two from this dude
  13. I think it perfectly epitomizes the priorities of this state in general, and the associated priority of public education specifically
  14. My dad totally owns a dealership
  15. I love the ones that espouse wrecked alien craft…like they traveled incredible distances over unfathomable amounts of time, just to cruce enfrente del autobus and crash?
  16. All right, headliner is DT Jr. I don’t know why but today seems like it’s gonna be a great day!!!
  17. Once again in this state, I find myself shocked by a foregone conclusion
  18. I’m to the point as an osu fan that I want a shitty season so Gundy is forced to make a few changes…a new OC, OL coach and get his head out of his ass.
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