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Homercles

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  1. Y’all gonna murder us Ollie like:
  2. Totally not surprised by this, we shot our wad against OU and Gordon has seemed hurt since. Wasn’t even sure we’d make a bowl game for awhile.
  3. I understand we are one of the better teams ATS recently, but Road Gundy After Huge Bedlam Win = poor investment.
  4. “We won at Iowa State, at night. And control our destiny”
  5. I spent five years across two companies talking on the phone for a living (tech support)…I absolutely hate talking on the phone. Pisses my wife off when a simple call is needed to schedule something, and I sulk simply because they don’t have a website where I can do it without the ‘our menu items have changed’ bullshit.
  6. There are so many times I’ll bust out laughing reading Surly, and my wife will ask what was so funny…it can be challenging to explain the vast, interwoven web of history that defines lore such as NowThis or Pedo Bear. Even the more mundane nuance of words purposefully misspelled, like corch and regarded. It’s all a beautiful tapestry of rich history laid down over the 12+ years I’ve been a part of this vibrant corner of the internet. This…this was not one of those times.
  7. Yeah? Well…what ya know about MOTHERFUCKIN JOHN OATES?!!
  8. That Paper Planes song is high on the list of shittiest tunes to be everywhere for a year.
  9. Gundy didn’t throw the pick or drop the ball, but it’s def par for the course
  10. Doesn’t matter. As we all know, we (osu) love to piss away opportunity
  11. Tonight on MXC
  12. Yeah but what about Ronnie Milsap?
  13. In ‘97, living on Sheppard AFB as a HS Jr, good friend of mine’s mom was super religious. She told me she didn’t now and would never have a computer because the number 6 ‘came up’ on them all the time.
  14. As a member of the resident Simpsons Police, gotta give a yellow card for not including this reference:
  15. Likely no, not when you hate women and look like a Mii
  16. Louisville CB was on his ass when they called that TO
  17. Why the hell didn’t the UVA RB follow the play out of bounds to stop the clock. Damn
  18. Louisville uniforms like a mix of garbage bags and Judge Dredd
  19. Louisiana pissing away a chance to win in regulation
  20. I saw that, jackass
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