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CHIEF

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  1. My son has a pretty big batch of Snap-On tools. I told him it would have been much cheaper to just have a cocaine habit during college. CHIEF
  2. Happened to my son. He recently got a call supposedly from one of his best friends. It was very frantic, but the scammer used words and phrases that his friend would never use. So he asked him when was the last time you were at my house? What kind of car were you driving? Of course they couldn't answer, so he hung up and called the friend, who was sitting in his underwear, eating cold pizza at home. CHIEF
  3. I've watched so many videos of drunk Russian soldiers, that it would make sense if the Ukrainians made Fentanyl vodka with labels in Russian. Drop them at the front, fall back, and wait till the fatal dose of Fentanyl to kick in. Or better yet, use something that takes a week or two for a fatality so the Russian troops have time to distribute it to all of their fellow assholes. CHIEF
  4. Headed down the week of May 21st to the 28th. CHIEF Jr.'s graduation present. Getting his GF certified right now. Both of her parents are certified and absolutely stoked she is doing it. Diving with our buddies from Gatos Reef. Mrs. CHIEF is gifting the GF her Mexican boyfriend, Dario. Great dude for first time divers on Cozumel. CHIEF
  5. Cool shit that I still use, but inherited would also be a cool thread. I have my great-great-great grandmother’s cast iron skillet it is over 150 years old. It makes killer gravy. I have the pitcher and cups I drank kool-aid out of as a toddler. CHIEF
  6. CHIEF Jr. Mixes the salt and pepper with the pickle flavor. It’s pretty fucking good. CHIEF
  7. CHIEF Jr. was in Stephenville yesterday afternoon. I texted him at 4:50 that he needs to leave town by 5:10 or wasn't going to have a windshield on the drive back. He said the temperature gradient was so vast, in such a short distance, that it created dense fog, with about 200 feet of visibility for about a half mile along the frontal boundary. CHIEF
  8. Half a D9 jumbo is bliss, a whole would be righteous. Spend that much on bourbon a week, at least. Gonna be my gateway to get off the sauce....I think. CHIEF
  9. Original 1977 Saturday Night Fever album. That bitch was nearly $17. First "big" item I ever saved up money for, and it took about six months to save up. CHIEF
  10. So, how did it compare to Dart Bowl enchiladas? CHIEF
  11. Yeah, I don't know what automated process can determine that a load has shifted and needs to be restrapped and can perform that function. Vans and reefers, no problem. But items on flatbeds and lowboys shift all the time. If anything, the self driving trucks will still be used in conjunction with drivers, as drivers do more than just drive. We will probably see driver manifests go away, along with restricting the hours a driver can be on the road. A six hour nap while the truck does the driving. CHIEF
  12. Better to get no money at home then have to pay the cost to move? Out of 2k players in the portal, is he even in the top 10%? CHIEF
  13. Ordered my D9 jumbos, supposed to be here Tuesday. CHIEF
  14. I would imagine Sark gave Malik a pep talk about Matt Cassel. He would be one sprain, break, or concussion away from being the starter. What a luxury to have possibly a back up with minimal drop off from the starter. Most teams that loose a starting QB will have lost their chance at winning a conference championship and a chance at the CFP. I don't think Texas is a CFP team this year, but could win the conference even if Malik had to take the reins. CHIEF
  15. I assumed it was for the physics involved in successful rock throwing at cars. Weight of the rock, trajectory requirements, timing, thickness of windshield, etc. You know, child's play for a rocket surgeon. CHIEF
  16. How is anyone supposed to know he had it? He may have never told anyone, including the abused spouse. Really, if anyone wants to have a gun, bad enough, they are going to be able to get one. Confiscating guns from people for violent acts (domestic abuse, road rage, assault) is a tall order. They turn in one, they may have another hid in the storage shed under a lawnmower. How do you convince someone that is mentally deranged that they are a menace to themselves, their family, and the general public, and need to turn over ALL of their guns? These people are already non-law abiding citizens. CHIEF
  17. It's a bit more than an hour to NYC, but I hear that East Palestine, Ohio has some cheap vacancies. CHIEF
  18. I bet he misses getting the Roman Orgy at The Magic Time Machine, while getting served by The Cat in the Hat. CHIEF
  19. I don't think there was any maliciousness in what PK did. Arch got the same treatment that any other true freshman QB would get from any opposing DC. Send the house and get to the QB, until he can prove that he can read a defense quickly enough to get the ball out. It's the price of inexperience. CHIEF
  20. Sorry, was busy peeling scrimps and didn't proofread. CHIEF
  21. Google says $1,000,000 worth of dimes weigh slightly over 5000 lbs. I would look for the pick up with the frame bottomed out on the spring perches headed for the William J. Lapetomane tollway. CHIEF
  22. What's even more hilarious is to have the audacity to actually think you can ascribe your human emotions and sense of morality to cattle. If you have 5,000 head of cattle in a 50 acre feedlot with all of the feed they can possibly eat, and an open gate to a 10,000 acre pasture knee deep in Coastal Bermuda. 100% 0f the cattle will be shoulder to shoulder in the feedlot. All they care about is what every other creature cares about, the most calories that can be consumed for the least amount expended. So, actually the feedlot is their paradise. I've worked on a dairy. Dairy cows don't go off to loaf in the pasture after being milked. They crowd around the entrance to the milking floor waiting for the next opportunity to get their feedbag on. CHIEF
  23. He gets his meat and dairy products from the store. Not from cruel feedlots and dairy farms. Didn't you know? CHIEF
  24. They are pulled straight from the freezer, and dropped in 375 degree oil for seven minutes. It’s foolproof. Iowa, Nebraska, and Kansas are in for a treat. They will have to add a dining room. CHIEF
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