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Quagmire

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  1. Cyclists that insist on riding their bikes down 2 lane road during morning rush hour . Are they purposely trying to be assholes ?
  2. Yeah send them dick pics
  3. Say what? I bought 6 pack generic fridge filters for 40 bucks and change them once a year. Screw having ugly ass water cooler in your house and heavy jugs to swap.
  4. Just noticed nest changed their sub model to include all cameras instead of charging for each. About time
  5. #2 is easy fix, had to replace those several times, it just screws in. Cheap too
  6. Yeah seems like it was written that if you left on your own you’d have to pay it back. They sound like dicks
  7. Just put cameras up everywhere and post the link . We can monitor in shifts
  8. Just crank up ac in house and leave patio door open
  9. 74 in 45? I’d take the car away for good.
  10. Word is their policy to delete all footage after a period of time. They didn’t want police using their footage to prosecute people. Apparently they didn’t air it because they aren’t allowed to show someone dying , or so they said
  11. Damn I’d do anything to have a green nut sack
  12. Good prank If you hate your kid.
  13. He should have filled the treasure chest with a bag of dicks
  14. Some of the led ones don’t seem replaceable. I just buy new ones and use the wire clamps to patch em in
  15. Quagmire

    Gym Pet Peeves

    Don’t get the mask people at gyms. If You are that scared you probably shouldn’t be at the gym in the first place touching everything
  16. Drop you balls in the tank , when he bites em just run outside and helicopter him off
  17. Stick your finger up your butt and smell it, if it smells like alcohol you’re a drunk
  18. Cousins ex wife was murdered in murder suicide by new husband few years back in San antionio. He had just picked up his kids from their house and missed the guy by a few minutes . Cousin was killed in a bar fight in early 90s. Hit in back of the head with brass knuckles outside the lizard lounge in Dallas .
  19. I’ve had one on my covered patio for 10 years, had to replace it about 2 years ago . That was only do to a crazy storm where rain was blowing sideways. Actually bought a cover for it this time so I should be good now.
  20. Quagmire

    Gym Pet Peeves

    Next they are gonna ban handjobs in the sauna !!
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