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Quagmire

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  1. And lmao at dumb fuck that called him a bitch ass white boy.
  2. Holy shit he’s incredible, after that injury to have that game, shit
  3. Hot tub is cheaper than all the unplanned pregnancies
  4. Cyclists that insist on riding their bikes down 2 lane road during morning rush hour . Are they purposely trying to be assholes ?
  5. Yeah send them dick pics
  6. Say what? I bought 6 pack generic fridge filters for 40 bucks and change them once a year. Screw having ugly ass water cooler in your house and heavy jugs to swap.
  7. Holy crap what a bunch of greedy assholes.
  8. Just noticed nest changed their sub model to include all cameras instead of charging for each. About time
  9. #2 is easy fix, had to replace those several times, it just screws in. Cheap too
  10. Yeah seems like it was written that if you left on your own you’d have to pay it back. They sound like dicks
  11. Just put cameras up everywhere and post the link . We can monitor in shifts
  12. Just crank up ac in house and leave patio door open
  13. 74 in 45? I’d take the car away for good.
  14. Word is their policy to delete all footage after a period of time. They didn’t want police using their footage to prosecute people. Apparently they didn’t air it because they aren’t allowed to show someone dying , or so they said
  15. Be a man and tell your wife to chill
  16. Damn I’d do anything to have a green nut sack
  17. Good prank If you hate your kid.
  18. He should have filled the treasure chest with a bag of dicks
  19. You talking about sex?
  20. Some of the led ones don’t seem replaceable. I just buy new ones and use the wire clamps to patch em in
  21. I landscaped your mom last night
  22. Quagmire

    Gym Pet Peeves

    Don’t get the mask people at gyms. If You are that scared you probably shouldn’t be at the gym in the first place touching everything
  23. Drop you balls in the tank , when he bites em just run outside and helicopter him off
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