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Quagmire

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  1. So those that have the heated ones do you have a cord that runs out of your shit closet into the bathroom?
  2. Can the stupid clutch city moniker die now that Houston is a complete disgrace to pro sports?
  3. Damn announcing this after yesterday’s choke is kinda harsh
  4. I would get a mesh Wifi network , google one is solid , much better than those crappy repeaters
  5. You could drop it to 50mb and wouldn’t notice a difference . Only reason they even sell 1g is for suckers , no home could even come close to that unless your running a porn site
  6. What kind of pussy gets taken out by a dresser
  7. Im curious if there’s a single cowboys fan that actually likes Jerry Jones
  8. What about a weightless blanket? Do they sell helium ones ?
  9. You should do meth too
  10. Can’t these idiots just fire it into the ground, not like you can see the bullet anyway
  11. He’s probably giving him one word hints after the meeting is over so it takes three. “You “ “Are” “Fired”
  12. Did they let you take your wife to your room and shut the door or did you have to leave it open?
  13. Why’s this shit 2 weeks away? Why’s it on a fucking Monday , need to play this shit on Saturday
  14. Yeah I almost pulled the trigger on Samsung q70 or the Sony x900f but figured I’d wait a month and the price will go down more
  15. That sucks, not sure how your kids are going to travel on their next business trip without noise canceling headphones
  16. No shit, seems like they are offsides at least twice a game. How fucking hard is it
  17. At that price you aren’t gonna get good video of your neighbors wife in the shower
  18. I’m just surprised Disney would let a baby in the me2 era choke a bitch. Also anyone that knows the actual mechanics of Star Wars weapons probably fucks a real doll. [emoji851]
  19. That episode was fucking badass
  20. I think they kinda suck, don’t hold more than a rooms full of dirt, get stuck under shit, fucked my wife. It’s fun to put action figures on it though and watch them go around.
  21. Perhaps , been a few years now and nothing bad yet.
  22. Should have just got a recumbent bike and an iPad and saved 1500
  23. Yeah right, someone at the manufacturer would have leaked it had they done that.
  24. We agreed to only buy gifts for the kid. Do grown ups really need presents for Christmas ?
  25. Pretty sure there were whores in the degabah system . Sometimes we all forget to pull out.
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