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Quagmire

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  1. Just get a cheap norelco, they break or the battery dies after a few years so might as well go cheap. I love when my wife uses mine on her pussy then I shave my head and her pubes come out
  2. Fuck their moms, if that doesn’t work, fuck their dads.
  3. Crazy that fucko only got 10 years hard labor for destroying a city and killing people. And went back to work in the industry after
  4. I’m never stopping for a Red light again .
  5. Shaggy troll that cums in his pants and makes up make stories about girlfriends
  6. Such a douche, and he has a tattoo with curry and Durant’s names on him that he covered with that arm band? Soo gay
  7. Why don’t they just get to the point , make a bar where you just go in and fuck chicks after a beer
  8. Spurs made a great trade....for the raptors.
  9. Don’t waste your money, it can’t go over 100 bucks. I live in a county that supposedly blocks registrations and I was able to renew mine online no problem
  10. Quagmire

    Gym Pet Peeves

    I’d use her to do hip thrusts
  11. I’ve had the ranchio for about a year. It’s all app controlled. Got tired of those worthless water sensors never working , this uses weather stations across the city and will skip a schedule if it rains or it’s predicted. Also adjusts the zones seasonally on its own. Also nice I can start a zone from my phone if I need to adjust a sprinkler I don’t have to walk back and forth to the controller.
  12. These people sure have nice cars for being bartenders
  13. Quagmire

    Gym Pet Peeves

    She trying to do curls? Fucking idiot
  14. I know people always ask for pics but in the case of this OP is required to make this believable at all.
  15. Stupid fucking idiot red shirted ass!
  16. Quagmire

    High

    Shit I think my 4 year old kid is on to me, this was some paper he filled out about his dad
  17. The one where he has his shirt off the whole time? Tried watching it , had to turn it off after 10 minutes. Meh
  18. Quagmire

    Gym Pet Peeves

    Every time I’m at the gym I have a dream that one of the hot chicks gets done working out then asks for my help in the shower. It’s gonna happen one day, I know it
  19. Agree with that price . Funny my ac guy was just out today, I pay 150 a year for a PM twice a year. He said one of he capacitors tested low and probably needed to be replaced. He wanted 150 to do it. He was already here and I had already paid for the trip charge so that is moot. 150 bucks for 15 dollar part and about 10 minutes of labor.
  20. They could just DP the same chick
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