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Quagmire

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  1. Bahaha rookie boy is rattled and falling apart!
  2. Yeah I’d show up with some gi joes to distract that kid and bang her
  3. Shit if your ac unit is more than a few years old I’d take the panel back and see what kinda of capacitor it has an order one anyway. Nice to have one on hand because you know the shit will break at the wrong time
  4. Has to be a shaggy poster
  5. These refs are fucking Terrible. Blues acting like pussies cause they are getting schooled
  6. Perhaps , although they seem to give up the ghost after about 7-8 years.
  7. If you are willing to let dudes buttfuck you I think you can make some money that you speak of
  8. Grainger sells them locally here . Or amazon if you want to shop online
  9. Replace the capacitor first before you call your AC guy out. I’ve fixed 2 units for 15 bucks each doing this . If you turn your ac unit on and the compressor won’t start or starts then stops shortly after it’s probably the capacitor. Usually when they blow they look like a coke can that’s been dropped on the ground . Takes about 10 minutes to replace and usually just 3 wire clips to attach. First time it was my home ac unit, compressor fan would start then stop , replaced capacitor and all was good. I had already called ac guy that day but called him back and cancelled the trip before he got there. Could tell he was kinda pissed when I told him I fixed it . I bet it’s 300 bucks at least for them to do it. Last week my pool heater stopped working, it’s a heat pump so functions essentially the same as an ac unit . Replaced capacitor and back in business again. Figured I’d share to hopefully save someone from getting bent over (giggity)
  10. Quagmire

    Gym Pet Peeves

    So I noticed that when most girls work out their nipples get hard. So I asked my wife why girls nipples get hard when they work out , she then accused me of being a pervert. Oops
  11. Yep better invest in a jizz proof keyboard
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    Getting old sucks

    Hes dead isn’t he ?
  13. They are usually friendly up until the point you try and fuck them
  14. Last Denver trip I had some stuff left over. I contemplated tossing it but said fuck it. Cruise through security line no problem , get to the front and notice a dog sniffing everyone , fuck, butthole tightened. The two lines merge and it’s my time to pass dogs , some lady starts to go at the same time , I tell her to go first, she tells me no go ahead, godammit just get out of the way before I start sweating . Dog sniffs and I keep going , butthole loosens. Was a bomb dog not a weed dog , party time!
  15. It’s easy to get 2% , congrats on giving your lender free money to invest for paying 2 bills a year . No it’s not much but fuck em they shouldn’t get to keep that money
  16. Escrow / taxes - only reason I mentioned 80 % is because my lender requires you be out of PMI to take away escrow. Figured most did as well
  17. Correct , once you get more than 80% LTV they remove PMI, mine did it auto magically
  18. Contact your loan holder Essentially you have to have 80% LTV, no 30-60 late payments in last 24 months, loan must be 2 years old minimum, etc If you have a FHA loan you are out of luck, it’s a requirement
  19. In still holding out hope for a night king sex scene.
  20. They don’t but I already have the money saved for this year in my own savings. And will transfer monthly payments to fund next year so already ahead of the game. Thought everyone here was top 1% [emoji851]
  21. 8000 is high for taxes? 8000 @ 2.1% is 168 a year
  22. 150-200 bucks a year . Not a ton but would rather keep my own money then give it away to someone else
  23. Yep this is part of the reason I want to ditch escrow . Not to mention they get to keep the interest
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