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Quagmire

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  1. How come every vegan yoga teacher looks exactly the same ?
  2. Is there anything more annoying than seeing curry chew on his mouthpiece?
  3. Shave your dick big foot
  4. Meh when you fill it back up it will go right back
  5. Because chicks don’t want to suck a nasty hairy dick?
  6. Just get a cheap norelco, they break or the battery dies after a few years so might as well go cheap. I love when my wife uses mine on her pussy then I shave my head and her pubes come out
  7. Fuck their moms, if that doesn’t work, fuck their dads.
  8. Crazy that fucko only got 10 years hard labor for destroying a city and killing people. And went back to work in the industry after
  9. Always get the biggest
  10. Nuance pdf does all that shit
  11. I’m never stopping for a Red light again .
  12. Shaggy troll that cums in his pants and makes up make stories about girlfriends
  13. Such a douche, and he has a tattoo with curry and Durant’s names on him that he covered with that arm band? Soo gay
  14. Why don’t they just get to the point , make a bar where you just go in and fuck chicks after a beer
  15. Spurs made a great trade....for the raptors.
  16. Tell him if he turns it off you’ll suck his dick
  17. Don’t waste your money, it can’t go over 100 bucks. I live in a county that supposedly blocks registrations and I was able to renew mine online no problem
  18. Quagmire

    Gym Pet Peeves

    I’d use her to do hip thrusts
  19. I’ve had the ranchio for about a year. It’s all app controlled. Got tired of those worthless water sensors never working , this uses weather stations across the city and will skip a schedule if it rains or it’s predicted. Also adjusts the zones seasonally on its own. Also nice I can start a zone from my phone if I need to adjust a sprinkler I don’t have to walk back and forth to the controller.
  20. These people sure have nice cars for being bartenders
  21. Quagmire

    Gym Pet Peeves

    She trying to do curls? Fucking idiot
  22. I know people always ask for pics but in the case of this OP is required to make this believable at all.
  23. Funny I dug through your moms old box last night
  24. Stupid fucking idiot red shirted ass!
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