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Chips O'Toole

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  1. Holy shit, huge turnover, let's please get a TD.
  2. This is the kind of thing that just amazes and amuses me to no end when I come across it. It is like watching someone weave a flowing tapestry of flawed logic, and then without noticing it, they start knitting themselves right into it, and eventually close the loop and just go to sleep. Like returning to the womb.
  3. They didn't lose the marathon, they just ran out of miles. And they lost control of their bodily functions and bathed in their own diarrhea before they reached the finish line.
  4. Can someone point me to the site with all the objective preseason team ranking measurements? I have only seen the subjective ones in the past, thx.
  5. My wife and I have been saying how obvious it was that Fessy doesn't even know Moriah and just got her to be on the show to give him a better chance to win. He's trash and incapable of being honest with anyone. He isn't even being honest in the confessionals which should tell producers that he is not worth having on the show at all. Maybe if he wins one he will go away but I doubt it.
  6. With a kid wearing a wreath of confectionary chains that would give Mr. T simultaneous cases of FOMO and diabetes, and finding out that Alabama is full of eateries by the name of Bojangles, this page fucking slays, holy shit.
  7. Can we start and NIL collective for volleyball so I can meet Skinner? Yowza.
  8. So she whipped up the goober squad into a frenzy and then a day later changed her tune to "oops nm i'm leaving again lol"?
  9. Fessy was already one of my least favorite contestants prior to last night, but his bitch-fest weeping about how he never gets to win (like Bananas and Jordan) has dropped him to all-time shittiest person in the challenge outside of the ones that were banned for various misconduct. What a fucking unlikeable turd he has been since the beginning. This is only his 4th challenge and he got DQ'ed last season for fighting less than halfway through. And he made it to the final twice and couldn't win either time, so wtf is he crying about? I'm pretty sure it took Jordan and Bananas at least 3 seasons to win, but I'm not fact checking that shit just to make a point about Fessy being a bitch which is 100% verified by that display last night.
  10. Whittington staying would be huge, especially for the occasional Carl Winslow sock drive-by thot bombing.
  11. I think my favorite is the guy who asked the mods to delete the thread before it makes it to "the internet". Ohhh that poor, simple, sad little dipshit.
  12. Sucks being exposed, but we knew we had to find the right coach for 2026. Fuckin embarrassing tho to see our backline abused by crosses to wide open dudes x3.
  13. That is the luckiest shot I've ever seen lmao.
  14. Holy shit missed another one.
  15. Canadian keeper beaten easily near post, he looks terrible.
  16. Canada is a clown show in this cup, wtf happened to them? They gave up a goal to Morocco on an awful sequence ending with the keeper coming out and playing it straight to the Morrocan player who chipped it into the empty net.
  17. I like the look of the socks over the pants, but I have to go pants over socks. Otherwise I am unable to tuck my pant legs into my Crocs.
  18. With the way they require DBs to be in the perfect position, avoid contact and turn around early to play the ball to avoid PI, it sucks that the WR can just yank the DB past him and not get called for shit.
  19. Jesus this Qatari keeper is having a rough go of it.
  20. I've never played a Pokemon game in my life but my son (7) is starting to get into the cards, or trying to but I have no idea wtf to get him. There are like 10 pokemon games on switch, are any of them actually great games or do you have to really like Pokemon to enjoy them?
  21. Which Neunaber do you have? I always hear good stuff about the Wet but have never tried one.
  22. Three dudes falling down trying to tackle Lamb...what does that remind me of?
  23. They could have snapped it at 10 seconds and killed the clock, giving them an extra down in case of dumbfuckery.
  24. That one is a fumble no doubt. Not sure how he managed to throw it with the inside of his elbow.
  25. Yeah, Totoro is probably the best one that isn't potentially scary for young kids. Another one not mentioned yet is Castle in the Sky, an older but gorgeous film that is isn't nearly as dark as some of them. At least I don't remember anything too dark in it, I sometimes miss chunks because I'm cooking or reading surly.
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