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Homesickhorn

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  1. I had to respond to both of these.
  2. Does eating a low cal sandwich with Pinkerton’s brisket help you validate that day’s diet whilst allowing you to skip CrossFit?
  3. “Hey mom, is dad around”?
  4. This I did not know. Guess I’m going to Pinkertons.
  5. Just now.
  6. I can’t fucking breathe right now.
  7. I’m thinking of heading over there tomorrow for lunch. Let me know if you want to meet up and we can throw out a joint review.
  8. Posted this yesterday on the Dumbass Facebook thread, but it seems fitting here as well.
  9. Wait, there’s a fucking Randall’s in Highland Park??? Oh, that’s adorable!
  10. Rudolph more than likely said, “Get the fuck off of me you fucking aggy”. That would set off most red-blooded Americans in my opinion. Garrett just had a real come-to-Jesus self realization, and needed to damage Rudolph for reminding him of the fact that he played for that shit-sty.
  11. It's already been said before, but I'd like to reiterate it. Aggy doesn't meh, bleh, or tolerate those who meh bleh bleh.
  12. Fuck their stupid shit. This is a relatively new one, but old enough for me to experience it while playing. Do we claim anything even relating to a baseball fan tradition? No.
  13. Dude was angry at the bartender because she refused to serve him while he was wearing his Air Buds. And paid the price.
  14. Someone with money please chime in, my helicopter is waiting. Also; So scariest scenario possible? That’s all you had to say, scariest scenario possible.
  15. Man, that pretty much sums it up right there.
  16. This^^^. I've just never understood it. Too many dicks on the dancefloor. Oh, and username checks out.
  17. NowThat?
  18. That’s a face that would be so much fun to punch.
  19. My dad was born and raised in WF. My grandma lived there until her last year when my folks moved her into their house in Kerrville. When you say that there’s nothing to do there, you are absolutely wrong and here’s why; 1) Dad used to take me up there to hunt dove, so there’s that. 2) (More importantly) That’s where my father, between morning and evening dove hunts, taught me how to catch ground squirrels. So...like....do your research broseph.
  20. No kidding!
  21. That might be one of the best videos I've seen since Grape Lady. Those fuck-knocks got exactly what they deserved.
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