They'd go after Urban Meyer and, if they could come up with the money, I think he'd consider it. UM loves attention and aggy loves to deify their football coach. The relationship would be a self-sustaining positive feedback loop of circle-jerkery. They'd let him run the program like he's The Captain from Cool Hand Luke and claim that anyone questioning his abuse of players is just some tea-sippin' liberal pussy.
But I don't think he'd take less than what they paid Jimbo and I'm not sure if they can come up with the money.
I lived in an apartment off Barton Skyway from 1999-2001 and ate at that IHOP at 2:30am SOOOOOOOOOOO many times. Machacada con huevos with a roasted jalapeno.
Leftover sloppy joe. Threw some American on top as as somewhat of a cheese blanket to try to keep the sloppy joe meet somewhat contained. Results were mixed. Topped with pickled red onions and jalapeños.
I hate Creed just as much as the next guy. But if, hypothetically, I get stuck drinking a cosmo at a craps table and I start to go on a heater, I'm gonna keep ordering cosmos. You just don't fuck with lady luck.
I mean, if he wants to start learning math and making money, selling drugs would be far more lucrative. And it would make him very popular in school. Set him up with a grip of xannys and addys and it'll be a rocket ship to success!
For the Rangers or in all of baseball? It's happened 3 times in the last 4 years. Rangers this year. Astros last year. Braves in 2020. And before that Royals in 2014 and Rockies in '07.
But before that it didn't happen very often.
Edit: I only know this because I just read an article on it.... But you totally should have known, you dumbass.