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Horn_Spanker

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  1. Wonder how many people put in money and selected 401?
  2. I have no idea who the heavyweight champion is currently, but I damn sure knew when Mike was fighting.
  3. Keep me posted on what you decide. Looking at those two and Hulu.
  4. Every time I walk into my garage to get to my car door, I get single strands across my legs and face. (wearing shorts, so probably all over) Never see a spider or a whole web?
  5. Called Spectrum today and they would not budge on the $20 increase I was hit with this month. Cocksuckers! Google said it would take 2 to 6 weeks to get from the curb to my house. So let me ask about Google equipment, is this correct thinking? 1. Little white fiber termination box inside the house opposite where they mount the outside box? 2. Cat5e from the termination box to the Router? 3. Cat5e from Router to the TV box as if it's a networked device? 4. HDMI from TV box to TV? 5. Cat5e from the Router to the telephone device, and then a RG11 plugged into that? So, the Router only has four ethernet ports, and the TV and Phone are taking up two. Any reason the Router needs to be near the fiber termination box or the TV? Also, fuck Spectrum!
  6. Hate the remote or Google? How about the "Taxes and Fees"? I see I'm paying Spectrum $33 in just that bullshit.
  7. Got a Spectrum bill in the mail today $20 more than last month! Is it time for me to go Google Fiber? Let me know what you think of Google fiber.
  8. My old gas grill hasn't been used in about ten years. Today I removed all of its gas components and tomorrow I'm gonna pour in the charcoal. Wish me luck.
  9. I bought these when I was 12.
  10. I know, right. The people that gave us Renault & Peugeot. But, I was in France earlier this month and zoomed around the country at 320 kph (198.839 mph). Every American I met on the train asked, why can't we have this? Why can't we have this?
  11. Holy shit, coke has gotten cheap. Had no idea, from someone living in 1984.
  12. Horn_Spanker replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    I'm a side sleeper and every time I roll over during the night, I have to reach down and pull my nut sack from between my thighs.
  13. Mind fucking blown! Billy Bibbit from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest vs. Doc Cochran.
  14. Anybody take these instead of leaving your car in the parking lot? If so, any recommendations or horror stories?
  15. Passing a kidney stone.
  16. I have both, which should I take?
  17. Sorry if already posted. Before the season started there was a spoiler on Reddit that proved to be about 75% correct. The ending scene they told was way cooler than what we saw Sunday. The spoiler last scene was when Jon and the wildlings were traveling north of the wall, they come upon a spiral of fresh body parts.
  18. Needs more chili powder
  19. Read I could re-invest the proceeds into another property and avoid capital gains, is this true?
  20. Horn_Spanker replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Lulz
    Did a stand up comic marathon a couple weekends ago, and the one who stood out to me was Jimmy Carr. He got the most laughs from me. The two who got no laughs and had to be fast forwarded were Brian Regan and Dane Cook.
  21. Horn_Spanker replied to BNB's topic in Movies and TV
    Oh, Fuck YES!
  22. Hang out with Chad and share some Robitussin.
  23. How fucking retarded do you have to be to get a job at TXTag? Evidently that's the only requirement. I've been arguing a charge since last July. Every month I have to call back because it pops back up even after they dismiss it. One month I just said fuck it and paid it, it still popped back up. Today I escalated the call to an upper manager who was only half retarded. For all the good this did, I made them swear on the phone that "my balance was $0.00 as of right now". I'm sure next month the charge will reappear.
  24. At least they didn't rape him. Is that thug mentality gone since Art left? Do we have good guys now?
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