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Horn_Spanker

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  1. I shat. Wow was he cheaper, but, backed logged for over a week. I have an old cat that can't stand and blind. I feed him on a paper plate where he licks the food while his face rests on the plate. I put him in the catbox a couple times a day. It's time to put him down. Here's the range, Dr. Rosebrock quoted $20, Brodie Animal Hospital quoted $232!
  2. Anybody here a Vet? Or know of a reasonably priced one in South Austin?
  3. Any insight on when Google Fiber will be turned on in 78748? They trenched me about a year ago.
  4. My old cat is dying and I'm in the garage building a pine box for him. I keep going into the house with a tape measure getting dimensions off him. Think he's wondering "What the Fuck, Dude!"
  5. Horn_Spanker

    Abcde

    "Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
  6. Growing up in BFE during the 60s, all the houses had white asphalt roofing. Now in my suburban subdivision, there are no white roofs. My dumb ass neighbor has black shingles. I'm almost as bad with my light brown.
  7. You buy a spiral cut ham and only half of it is cut. Thanks Obama
  8. Spent this cool day in the attic dropping CAT6 where the old CAT5 was plus a few more. Holy fuck I'm too old for this! Now I remember what a pain the CAT5 was twenty years ago when I was a young man. (Fuck WiFi)
  9. I've always changed my oil by mileage regardless of time. Yesterday I changed at 5,000 miles in a lightly used car and noticed the last change was March 2017. Any thoughts on oil age?
  10. Does anyone else get daily recorded calls from James to clean your ducts? Every fucking day.
  11. I've been singing that song wrong for 36 years!
  12. This website: https://www.arcgis.com/apps/Minimalist/index.html?appid=c181a61d343b4645aa7c1c3cd445aff6 Is horseshit! Said less that 30 minutes, It took an hour.
  13. Who's a good choice for Austin Mayor?
  14. Horn_Spanker

    High

    Toronto this morning.
  15. I've always thought that when an artist produces a Christmas album, they've jumped the shark. Today I see Eric Clapton has a new album out called Happy Xmas. Sad day.
  16. Bevoette hasn't logged in since May 11, anyone know if she's OK?
  17. How does a virus damage the dome of the capitol?
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