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Horn_Spanker

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  1. I don't want my neighbor's dog in my yard. When I confronted the owner, she said "he doesn't listen". Of course he doesn't, you stupid cunt, he's a fucking dog!
  2. WTF? Memorial Day without Kelly's Heroes?
  3. Granny and Jethro were not blood related.
  4. The telephone is my most hated modern invention. I automatically say "god dammit" every time it rings. I bet I make less than one call a week.
  5. I found entire 4ft units at Costco for about $20. I bought five and daisy chained them in my garage. Much better light.
  6. He was always a little hard on the Beaver.
  7. Yes, I thought is was people stopped giving a shit about using an image host? I stopped posting images because, why should I put out the effort to make sure they posted correctly when no one else does?
  8. Spent the last hour in my front yard with my dick in my hand, as if this was a Tuesday.
  9. Bingeing Season 2 now. Wife and I look at each other wondering why the hype? Is season 3 better than 2?
  10. Tonight at 10:30. "Wubba lubba dub dub!"
  11. Being a Texas boy, I've never seen one, but I married a couch burner and have had to hear about morels for thirty years. Evidently everyone has a secret place they go to collect them and these places are highly secret. Even though I've been in the family thirty years, no one has ever offered me one.
  12. Just binged watched Season 1 and 2. Quick 20 minute episodes, 8 episodes per season. Very entertaining, but I relate more by being old. I see why they got all the Emmy nominations.
  13. Just binged season 1 for the first time. You guys seem to say it only gets better?
  14. Check out George's (Barley and Hops) PIDs on Youtube. He's in Coppers Cove. He's more into distilling, which is where my interests are.
  15. The Andromeda Stain, because, duh.. Wife had never seen it.
  16. After two days of heat, I finally get to open all the windows to enjoy the coolness after the rain. After a while I smell smoke, and sure enough the crazy next door neighbor is burning his fireplace! I have to close the windows. I commented here this past winter about him burning pressure treated pine. He's up to it again. When it first happened, I contacted the city and was told it's against the law to burn pressure treated wood outside, but not inside. WTF? This isn't his only insanity, how can I have him committed? (I wanted get him help, but now, fuck him)
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    What's the weight on that bag of Infinite Euphoria? It's been so long, I've lost my sight/weight perspective.
  18. assholes
  19. Going to re-paint the house numbers on the curb, and all my neighbor's numbers because, goddamn!
  20. Spent the last hour and a half pushing a lawnmower, just to get a little peace and quiet.
  21. Stored in half gallon plastic juice jugs, under the bed in the guest room. Got a pressurized "poof" when opened? Very little intestinal distress?
  22. They have my preferred genre, but I couldn't tune in when I was driving to work. Now that I'm home I can't listen to afternoon radio. Fire them all and put the MP3s on a huge loop.
  23. Take my wife, please.....
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