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Horn_Spanker

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  1. Adjusted it a bit even though the original was correct.
  2. Another reason the Statesman sucks is the weekly loose leaf ads crammed in your mailbox, even if you don't subscribe.
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    SpaceX

    Good timing!
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    SpaceX

    40 minutes until try #2.
  5. Can a shortstop move over between 1st and 2nd base when a left handed batter comes up?
  6. Last Shaggy gathering I attended was when Mueller cooked the goat on S 1st. Swear I drove by every cop in Austin on the way home.
  7. When speaking up this site, I still call it Shaggy. We lost a bunch of great posters. I'm still here.
  8. Overall feeling that in-person is gone until after the new year. This isn't all on AISD's shoulders, there's a fuck ton of retarded parents out there.
  9. This was on SNL about three weeks ago. Great joke. Hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget, so he worked it out with a pencil.
  10. I grew up in a shit hole town north of here and the only show our antenna picked up on a Sunday afternoon was the Grant Teaff show. Something buried deep was spawned when RG3 came on the scene and my shit hole town's fortunate son named the new stadium. Since then, I have watched Baylor.
  11. Finally, 47 days later and 12 phone calls, they cleared my account! Fuck them and TxDOT too!
  12. Just returned home from HEB. Bought everything I needed to make meatloaf and mashed potatoes tonight, except the meat. FML
  13. What does "Fuck Around and Find Out" mean? Is it positive or negative?
  14. How Not to Market Your Rest Home Calling around looking for a place for mom, one said "We're usually full, but with COVID, we have a bunch of rooms available."
  15. Anyone have one of these for sale cheap near Manchaca?
  16. You're saying, there are porcupine in Central Texas? Where you high?
  17. Tips I learned the hard way: Don't buy a super long water hose, buy several shorter ones and connect them when needed. Don't plant winter rye grass. You'll be mowing all winter while your neighbors laugh at you.
  18. Where is that crowd noise coming from?
  19. Anyone's teacher have a "meltdown" during a class? Anyone's teacher disappear and has not been seen since?
  20. Just read "The Dude" has lymphoma. Fuck 2020!
  21. When my gasoline "Miles to Go" indicator in my car gets below 100, I start thinking about filling up again. That happened today, so I checked when my last fill up was, 03/15/2020!
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    Zen 3

    Do any of the new Ryzen CPUs have on die graphics? Like the 3200G?
  23. The courtship before the penetration?
  24. Shitty music intro to YouTube videos. Why is this a thing?
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