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Horn_Spanker

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  1. I've been describing this show as "highly polished" whereas the other one we've been watching, Poker Face, is not. Have been enjoying it.
  2. Can't help but notice the Witch Doctor girl's eyebrows and wonder what the carpet must be like.
  3. Went to buy an new gas can to dedicate it to chainsaw gas. $19 for a one gallon plastic jug. WTF?
  4. I've been chainsawing for three days now! My chainsaw sucked cock by choice for years, but last summer I put on a new carburetor and chain. What a fucking pleasure to cut with a great running, sharp chainsaw!
  5. Horn_Spanker

    Rush

    Wish my wife could name Rush albums. I was 15 when 2112 came out, blew me away, so that is the Rush I know and love!
  6. Depending on the town, East side funeral homes are cheaper than West side ones. For a cremation, the West side ones wanted $3,200, the East side $1,400. Dude, apples to apples, I went to the East side!
  7. Wind was strong! Heard a crash and went out to see if my roof was ripped off. Neighbor down the street had a big tree fall, right on all the cars in his driveway!
  8. Get your water supplies ready! Don't trust Austin Water.
  9. Norman Lear Henry Kissinger Bob Barker Johnny Gilbert Jimmy Carter Dick Van Dyke David Attenborough Mel Brooks Tony Bennett Doc Severinsen
  10. Loved it! That dance scene gave me visions of a young Linda Ronstadt!
  11. Wonder how much they had to pay Pink Floyd?
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    High

    My method of remembering which is which, is Indica = "Into the couch" My experience with 25mg D8 gummies was: 1/4 the first night, nothing. 1/2 the next night, nothing. Third night I figured, fuck it, eat a whole one. Hour later, nothing. Two hours later, Oh fuck, what have I done!
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    High

    This. If she has no idea what to expect, and gets too high, she may never try them again. Just do 1/8 for the first night, if nothing, 1/4 the next. Sometimes it may take over an hour to kick in. No need to go balls deep the first time!
  14. I'm going to have to put on pants today.
  15. That's how my uncle died in WWII. His B-17 was hit by another in their raid on the rail-yard of Lille France.
  16. Hate the buzzing. 5000k or get the fuck out.
  17. My four year old refrigerator still has the blue tape inside holding the shelves in place while it was shipped. Just noticed all the ice maker hoses are in the bottom bin.
  18. Reading that she had COVID a couple weeks ago. Probably stressed the heart?
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