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atomheartbevo

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  1. Proud to say I don’t know who any of these people are, and it resembles a Waffle House at 2 in the morning
  2. Something is absolutely bugging the fuck out of him. He didn’t give a shit about “crime” in his first term.
  3. And of course, Musk's Grok comes up with this summary or whatever
  4. It’s the accent, isn’t it?
  5. I've seen a few people saying he's just being lazy to take a shortcut to get things into the current DCU or whatever, but as he says "normies don’t give a shit." Plus, he made the right call with Superman - skipping the origin and jumping us right into the existing universe where Superman had been a thing for years. They come across as shortcuts, but it's more that he knows the audience, and doesn't want to waste time rehashing old stuff.
  6. Marlon Wayan’s biggest role in years.
  7. Read the quote from Gunn I posted above. It’s not meant to be a major plot/thread through the series, but to get a character that Gunn likes from the Snyderverse to the current DCU He just wants Peacemaker to get from Point A to Point B as quickly as possible without taking up the season or even an entire episode, and he doesn’t want to bog it down in “canon stuff”. He’s trusting the audience not to get too wrapped up in it, especially since Peacemaker was not really in the core of the Synderverse.
  8. Gunn on why he didn't spend an episode trying to change or explain Peacemaker's continuity.
  9. All a distraction from the other stuff. Maxwell is going to escape or be pardoned one of these days.
  10. He makes up shit that his base will never fact-check because when they say "do your own research" they are talking about everybody else.
  11. He either is completely tone-deaf (as a result of Russian arrogance) or doesn't care, but Russia's invasions of Ukraine 100% justify all of the Warsaw Pact countries joining NATO.
  12. That looks pretty cool - some Ron Gilbert/Tim Shafer vibes going on.
  13. Elon's gotta shit-post 24/7. Said it many times, but Musk is a teen-aged early 1990s BBS Sysop. These data centers are just additional telephone lines/nodes.
  14. Our immigration laws/policy is what it is because too many American companies would go under if they lost their cheap labor, along with Americans who individually love being able to get cheap labor to mow their lawns, put on new roofs, bang their wives after cleaning the pool, etc. Neither party is interested in calling out these business interests or Americans who are paying for cheap lawn care under the table, nor are they interested in making policy changes. For all of Trump’s bluster, this will eventually fade and things will go back to the way they were. People want cheap food and cheap labor and people like Trump especially need cheap manual labor.
  15. For a moment I thought you meant this guy, and all I could think was who assassinated him this time.
  16. No, he just can’t aim worth shit.
  17. Damn: South Park‘s ratings have been setting records for Comedy Central. The season 27 premiere delivered 6 million cross-platform viewers and had the show’s biggest share in 25 years. The second episode then delivered 6.2 million viewers and had the show’s biggest share ever.
  18. It's a fine line to cross. Back in college, I was banging this gal, and she dumped me for some pothead. When I stopped by to pick up my stuff, said pothead mouthed off and I gave him a roundhouse kick to the face. It was perfect and the only time all of my martial arts training as a kid paid off, and of course there were no camera phones back then so nobody got a good video of it, which sucks because people think I'm making it up. Anyways, the little shit started crying and talking about how if he had a gun he'd kill me, and he was going to get his buddy's gun and I'd pay for what I did, etc. so I just described in graphic detail the last time I had sex with his girlfriend/my-ex, and then left him crying. I doubt he had any friends who had guns, and even if he had access to one, I doubt he'd have the balls to confront somebody, but he should be on this list because he was an idiot. edit: I don't spel so gud.
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