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atomheartbevo

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  1. Leon still cannot handle that Grimes left him.
  2. Is there gold fringe on the flags in federal courtrooms and have Letters of Marque been drawn up?
  3. If you need a distraction, start killing people.
  4. I see somebody is getting an early start on getting distractions ready.
  5. Town Lake Terrorist if an APD officer is assaulted.
  6. First film he kills a shitload of Nazis. This film he kills a shitload of Russians. Who is up for the third movie?
  7. I didn't know I needed a sequel to the original Sisu movie or that there even was a sequel, but
  8. Pa-Pa might just grumble a bit if fancy new HDTV he's been eyeing is $100 more than it was a few months ago.
  9. Crosby died in 2023, but Stills and Young are probably not far behind you. Edit: Nevermind, wrong Graham, they all look the same.
  10. I wonder how much the pharmacist’s wife paid the doctor to tell him that his burning privates was “shingles”.
  11. I have tinnitus thanks to either shitty foam headphones with Sony Walkmans, or Uncle Sam, or both, so not worried about that. Watched my dad deal with shingles and I will be getting the vaccine.
  12. All those documents and the “book” the Epstein estate are releasing in just over a week…look, you don’t send a fucking nuclear submarine with cruise missiles to combat drugs being shipped by light aircraft around various Caribbean islands. Weird as fuck.
  13. I bet it was on resumes he sent out at some point, and probably on his college application.
  14. Dude was baller, used to take cats and tie them around his neck to keep his neck warm.
  15. Yeah, my dad went through it not long ago and I am getting the vaccine soon. It kicked his ass. I used to think shingles was some weird thing for olds, and then I realized
  16. On September 8th, you will still be fine with the Attorney General of the United States covering up a pedophile ring, that just 6 months ago she was promising to expose, and that the President of the United States mentioned prominently in his campaign last year. You would probably even be fine with them trying to prevent the September 8th release of those documents from his estate.
  17. On September 8th, Iran and Syria are going to get the shit bombed out of them, maybe Venezuela, National Guard units will be deployed to Chicago and New York City, and notably 30 Rockefeller Plaza will be barricaded and entry forbidden, and the US might start flying supplies directly into Ukraine, and/or establish a no-fly zone there. Hunter Biden will be arrested again. National Parks will be shut down. The US Government will go all in on Crypto. There will be a problem with Social Security and Medicare/Medicaid payment processing What else do we see happening then?
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