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Steel Shank

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  1. Your mom was pretty easily last night. No, wait....nevermind.
  2. Paper towel.
  3. The β€œit is known” gif with the two chicks.
  4. aggie has the worst uniforms in the history of mankind.
  5. But they are now, my friend. Time get get busy![emoji6]
  6. I've got an old Van Wilks t-shirt around here somewhere. I'd imagine it's about two sizes too small. Maybe I'll wear to HEB later today. Look for me.
  7. Anybody else bang a chick while she was wearing a half-shirt jersey?
  8. Keep on smilin' through the rain, laughin' at the pain Rollin with the changes til the sun comes out again Keep on smilin' through the rain, laughin' at the pain Rollin with the changes, singin' this refrain
  9. This sounds like something @Dennis Taylor would say.
  10. Save my life I'm going down for the last time Woman with the sweet lovin' better than a white line Bring a good feelin' ain't had in such a long time Save my life I'm going down for the last time
  11. I like it when my dog squeals when he yawns.
  12. Whew! For a second I thought it was my boy, John Stamos!! lol!!!
  13. All this talk about sex has me thinking about some snatch (all natural snatch).
  14. Better sit down - I've got two of 'em.
  15. Brisket to the white courtesy phone, please.
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