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Steel Shank

Certifiably Surly
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  1. I dig hot chicks.
  2. Rooster Andrews stood behind us in '95. He couldn't see too well, so we replayed each game to him. James Street was in front of us. Justin McLemore (fine Waxahachie athlete) couldn't catch shit that day.
  3. The boy doesn’t like “sauce”, so for his ricotta and spinach tortellini I drizzled some chile con queso I had left over from Saturday. Paired with some hush puppies. My son is laughing right now.
  4. Michelle, I've got a bone for you to pick.
  5. attempted getting stabbed?
  6. Pairs well with Butterfingers.
  7. Didn't realize until today that Van Morrison's "Domino" was a tribute to Fats Domino. It was a staple on the old jukebox at Deep Eddy when they played 45s. Bitches.
  8. I’ve been paid far more to lay pipe.
  9. "That's a no for me, dog" meme/gif thing
  10. Texicali Grill took over an old Taco Bell and excelled like a mofo. Talking Oltorf, dammit.
  11. Prime on Shadeur and the Heisman:
  12. I don't remember what day it was I didn't notice what time it was All I know is that I fell in love with you And if all my dreams come true I'll be spending time with you
  13. What the fuck is this?
  14. Any Surly poster using "Dean of Gash" as a handle?
  15. Were I the investigator on this case, I believe I'd begin my investigation by laying some pipe.
  16. I’m cool with the gravy.
  17. I wonder if they had some kind of code system built into their clothes?
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