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Steel Shank

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  1. The Ballander course is great for beginners. I used it a lot when I first started playing. $5 and none of the pressure of being on an actual course. Hit multiple balls (if it’s not crowded) and play as much as you want. Good on you, Bozo.
  2. Sing it, muthaaaaa fuckaaaaa!!!!!
  3. Cold blooded
  4. ^^^ no thanks^^^^ (Wouldn’t)
  5. I'd fuck her, then tell her I had to take a dump. Then I'd crawl out the bathroom window and escape to freedom with another notch on my belt.
  6. C'mon! It's Texas. We have maybe 5 days a year where it might be a bit cool to swim.
  7. Barton Springs Pool
  8. Also listening to “Get Off” by Foxy (1978)
  9. Played Plum Creek with my BiL today. Came home and realized I had some leftover fried okra and fries from Oldies in Wimberley, plus some container of queso. Zapped it to pair with my Jack and Coke.
  10. ^^ The Bushmaster ^^
  11. She needs to navigate to my schvantz.
  12. Famous “Double Wiener”
  13. My arm is tired from repping you cold-blooded mofos. Nice work.
  14. My name is Steel Shank, and I approve of this message.
  15. Reporter Hannah Powers is hot as fuck!
  16. Everyone should chime in with what they prefer for their putter grips. That will clear the air for new golfers.
  17. Tore down an old sprinkler that wasn't working. Cleaned it up and added some silicone grease on the moving parts. One of those chick-chick-chick-chick-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.... Drank a beer as I watched get back out there on the lawn and get to work. A fine moment for both of us.
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