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Steel Shank

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  1. I think we should all lay some pipe tonight. Orifice(s) of your choosing.
  2. Where the fucking pictures? Thirsty minds want to know!!!
  3. 1877 Camaro.
  4. Took my first gf on our first date to the Conan’s on Stassney back in the early 80s. Not that night, but soon afterwards I was laying serious pipe.
  5. That's just good stuff right there.
  6. Great fucking name. [emoji869]
  7. It’s funny that TCU and SMU have been more successful than aggy.
  8. Let's try and keep the commie red bastard ass bread out of this thread.
  9. Seems like 43% of musicians during the Bob Wills/Ernest Tubb era were named "Leon".
  10. Make lemonade. This is a fantastic opportunity few get to enjoy. Show appreciation for this rarest of consequences to create a presentation comparing and contrasting the experience and facilities of The University of Texas versus South Plains Jr. College! You could have a traveling show featuring your presentation. Kinda like those prison shows where they scare the kids into getting right!!
  11. @Brisketexan Ima mark you down as "safe and fed".
  12. I imagine you boys have a little left over chili out there. Let’s put it to work.
  13. Don't forget "goofy bastards"
  14. The Tower is like a huge phallus representing our alpha dominance over over the betas in College Station. No more, no less.
  15. Negged. I'm already sitting down!!!
  16. Neg. Brownsville Station.
  17. "That one yard scares you to death."
  18. Well, this is an awfully productive thread!! lol!!!
  19. I'd like to try and fuck the bitchiness out of her.
  20. I can tell by looking at Blake that she wants me.
  21. I’d imagine with all the uproar over Yellowstone, in about 6-12 months there’s going to be a shitload of “gently worn” boots on the market.
  22. aight
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