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PatrickMcHorn

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  1. Username checks out in a way that no username has checked out before.
  2. Am I the only one who has irrational fears of a car falling on his head each time I pull up behind one of these? I'm certain that top guy in the back is about to come crashing down and I need to get the fuck out of this lane.
  3. If you're in austin, ill bring you a bottle. Congrats. Fuck ou
  4. This... the offensive octmvirate needs to have the drive if their career right here.
  5. Fuck ou. Cockgoblers going to rain down tears upon their own mobile home roofs.
  6. He also celebrates Little Sweets entire catalog on the diet dr. Pepper front.
  7. TEXAS 38 Sister fucking, meth producing, land thieving and then all they can put on it is a mobile home, dick munching cheating ass bitch bastards of general fuckery 28
  8. Thanks for the first hand report, good read.
  9. Lincoln riley finds cracker barrel on a Friday night to be a delightful experience.
  10. Simpson has been so solid this week. Quietly playing really well.
  11. Yeah, at least a half would be nice. That seems to be slipping away.
  12. Nice shot by Phil there. His first of the day.
  13. If there is someone with a more punchable face than Ian Poulter, I don't know who it is.
  14. Told her I was going to take off work Friday, get up really early, and watch the ryder cup. I explained what the ryder cup is. Reminded her again yesterday. Again we talked about the rider cup, and how it's the US vs. Europe. She walks in the living room this morning as I'm telling Fleetwood to go fuck himself. She says "Is he the one from England? I like his accent." I say something about him needing to shove his stupid ass English accent up his stupid ass. She says "Why do you only root for US golfers. Its not like there's a team of US golfers out there." I just stare at her, she looks up as the screen is changing to show the graphic with the US and EU flags, then it hits her. "You're going to put this on that angry bevo thing aren't you?" God damn right.
  15. I loved this as a kayaker who loves long river trips more than anything.
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