Prepuce of Doom
Certifiably Surly
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- The New Car Fanatic Thread
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,166 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 947 🟥7️⃣ 9️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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Shit My Kid Says
I hope you did nothing to convince him of anything different.
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The New Car Fanatic Thread
It's certainly a new take on the theme, but I don't see much sexy anywhere either.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
You save the same type of file from the same source to the same location tens of thousands of times, and each new instance comes as a complete fucking surprise to the machine, so instead, it tries to force you to do something else that you've never done and will never do. "Machine learning" is bullshit.
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Shit My Kid Says
I would be a little surprised. He seems to enjoy the theoretical and abstract aspects of potty humor more than the reality. For example, it's a real ordeal getting him to carry the dogpoobag while on walks. He will eventually agree to it, but he holds it by the knot in the bag with just his thumb and index finger, and he holds it off to the side of his body as much as possible, like a stereotypical cartoon character who might be saying "PEE-YOO!!!" and fanning the air in front of their nose with the other hand. He talks the talk, but that's about it...
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The New Car Fanatic Thread
That sucks. On the bright side, I know where you can get a used Audi for cheap.
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Shit My Kid Says
That's just what I call it. He gets the base humor from my side of the family...
- Shit My Kid Says
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,164 3/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 945 6️⃣3️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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A day in the life of Little Scholz
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Formula 1 2024
Maybe it just looked bad on TV, but those fireworks that went off as Lando crossed the finish line looked like they made one hell of a dangerous condition for the rest of the field with the amount of smoke that suddenly blanketed the track.
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Shit My Kid Says
He's off getting a haircut right now. Haircuts have been a source of significant stress and strife for all of us in the past, and this one is no different (he's been told that any bullshit means a loss of Fartnite privileges for at least a week, so hopefully he can make it through without a tantrum...) and apparently Mrs. Doom has allowed him to use her phone while waiting. Either that, or my wife has joined the dark side of juvenile humor, which seems unlikely. *edit - he apparently also sent a similar barrage of poop gifs to his maternal grandmother.
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,163 5/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 944 7️⃣6️⃣ 9️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Many people.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
- Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,162 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 943 6️⃣9️⃣ 5️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛- Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
But was it damp?- A day in the life of Little Scholz
- Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,161 5/6 ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 942 6️⃣3️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ I think it took me almost as long to enter my two starter words as it took to solve Quordle today.- RFK Jr. off the chain and off his rocker
- Getting old sucks
My oldballs touched the poopwater in an exceptionally poorly designed hotel toilet multiple times this past week. 1L Smartwater bottle for scale. The only adult this thing is sized for is Cotton Hill. Regardless, I do not care one bit for this development or for what it portends.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Perplexing combinations of message board threads.- this Andrew Tate dickhead
They should be held under water.- Shit My Kid Says
Does she also consume toothpaste straight from the tube?! - Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
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