Everything posted by tokamak
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
I picked up Tolbert in fantasy as a speculative play. Made sense to me: CD out, Cowboys want to/have to throw a ton - someone's gotta catch em right? I forgot one key fact, which is that Tolbert is worthless.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Schoonmaker is a net negative. Cowboys fall for the sunk cost fallacy so bad on these dudes.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
I did not have "Javonte Williams actually has some juice" on my 2025 season bingo card
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
To be completely fair to the guy, if I were an 82 year old billionaire, I’d also spend all my time drinking expensive whiskey, getting blowjobs from Uptown Dallas blondos, and running an NFL team into the ground.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Looked to me like a guy that could use another Johnny Blue or six
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
lol ok
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Dear God, we are about to find out how awful our backup DBs must be.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Holy shit our guy Golden almost just got murdered
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Bijan Robinson is special
One of the freakiest things I have ever seen on football field
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
vs Cowboys D is a cheat code in fantasy football
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Yikes
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Horns in the NFL
Fucking hell. How is this still happening once or twice a year? It was a great play, too.
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2025 Surly Roto Baseball
Good season, everyone. @UTHornFan014 we just couldn’t do anything to catch you. It must’ve been your two-trades-a-week strategy. @Derka & @henrygandorf nice surge in the last couple weeks. I kept thinking that I could close the gap but never got any closer once you took over 2nd. I’ll send out payments as soon as I’m in front of a computer. Hope everyone will come back for next year. Happy to talk rule tweaks if anyone has some thoughts.
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Horns in the NFL
My bad. Bond led the Browns in receiving today.
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Horns in the NFL
Dunno how the rest of his day was, but Banks just got put on roller skates to give up a strip sack and end the Saints’ day.
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2025 Self Gratifying Fantasy Football thread
Nabers tore his ACL
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2025 Random Games thread
I'm jealous of ND's offensive skill position players....sigh
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2025 Random Games thread
They are ass, my dude. You hate to see it.
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2025 Random Games thread
ND QB had allllll day to throw on that and there were also two Arky LBs standing in the middle of the field right next to each other covering nobody
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2025 Random Games thread
Pig D seems like it kinda sucks
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Cord Cutters Thread
I'm kind of over giant media conglomerates trying to fuck me. Ahoy, mateys.
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What impact will Trump have on the 2026 World Cup?
I dunno who Pearl Polanski is, but she’s dumb as fuck. There is zero chance that FIFA pulls out of the United States. You think they give a single fuck about fans getting visas? They and Trump were absolutely made for each other. There’s a much better chance they pull games from Canada and Mexico (in the name of “simplifying fan travel” or some horseshit like that) that there is that they pull them from the US. That’s a hilariously bad take/rumor/wishcast. Anyway, I kinda hope Trump does pull them. Put the games in college football stadiums in red cities/states. People in Tuscaloosa and Baton Rouge love watching international soccer. And fatcat sponsors love traveling to those places. Watching Trump rub his balls all over Infantino’s face and that pathetic bitch just keeps asking for more amuses me. It’s pretty clear that FIFA is going to fuck the average fan out of getting tickets, anyway.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Berymon keeps visiting Ole Miss even though Kiffin won't be there next year. To me that indicates a guy looking for a landing spot.
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Mainstream media boycott
The Austin, DFW, and Houston Fox stations are all owned by Fox directly. The San Antonio one is owned by Sinclair (I missed that one).
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RFK Jr. off the chain and off his rocker
Nah, they dug up a different random miracle cure this time.