Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by Horn Dogg
- Week 10, 2023: Texas at Iowa State
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I’m a dumb motherfucker, so take this for what it’s worth. Based on what I’ve seen, I think Quinn would be better off in the long-run if he played another year at Texas before trying to go pro. I think he can improve a lot and if I’m an NFL GM, I’m not overly excited about him this year.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Chris is a cool guy, I met him at a couple parties back in the day and he was always willing to chat with the regular folk like myself.
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Prediction Thread- Week 11: Texas & Iowa State
Texas - 55 ISU - 10 572 yards Any Longhorn fan predicting a loss can go fuck themself!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Maybe they will pay Jeff Traylor $10MM/year
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
@THUJONE can we please have a special edition MS Paint for Jimbo’s firing?
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Coaches needs to be aware that losing to Iowa St and beating Texas Tech could still leave them out of the CCG
Chris Plonsky has a desktop computer dedicated to watching all the posts on Surly in her Belmont sex den.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
He would probably do it if he and Fatterson could sit there and eat chicken wings all day.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
We should hire Jimbo as an analyst just for the LOL
- Week 10, 2023: Texas at Iowa State
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Tell me about TCU
Fuck TCU now and forever! Glad to be leaving those bitches behind in the big 12.
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The Home Stretch - Big 12 Championship Scenarios
This tiebreaker shit is too confusing. Just win out and call it a day!
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Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
Watch us throw long on first down
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Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
He eats bags of dicks for breakfast
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Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
This is why we need to learn to put teams away early
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Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
I was just thinking the same thing. That guy was basically riding his neck.
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Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
Take it over to the “fire PK” thread LOL
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Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
Hoover sucks
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Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
Fuck ESPN
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Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
Maalik won us 2 games when we needed him to. That’s a lot more than you or I contributed to our current record.
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Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
Cocaine makes you crazy!
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Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
Fuck the big 12 refs! Sweat makes Hoover look like a child.
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Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
At least he didn’t catch it!
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Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
Is Sark calling plays for TCU too?
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Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
We are about to fuck them up. I don’t care what everyone else is worried about, we will win big!