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Horn Dogg

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Everything posted by Horn Dogg

  1. I’m a dumb motherfucker, so take this for what it’s worth. Based on what I’ve seen, I think Quinn would be better off in the long-run if he played another year at Texas before trying to go pro. I think he can improve a lot and if I’m an NFL GM, I’m not overly excited about him this year.
  2. Chris is a cool guy, I met him at a couple parties back in the day and he was always willing to chat with the regular folk like myself.
  3. Texas - 55 ISU - 10 572 yards Any Longhorn fan predicting a loss can go fuck themself!
  4. Maybe they will pay Jeff Traylor $10MM/year
  5. @THUJONE can we please have a special edition MS Paint for Jimbo’s firing?
  6. Chris Plonsky has a desktop computer dedicated to watching all the posts on Surly in her Belmont sex den.
  7. He would probably do it if he and Fatterson could sit there and eat chicken wings all day.
  8. We should hire Jimbo as an analyst just for the LOL
  9. Fuck TCU now and forever! Glad to be leaving those bitches behind in the big 12.
  10. This tiebreaker shit is too confusing. Just win out and call it a day!
  11. Watch us throw long on first down
  12. He eats bags of dicks for breakfast
  13. This is why we need to learn to put teams away early
  14. I was just thinking the same thing. That guy was basically riding his neck.
  15. Take it over to the “fire PK” thread LOL
  16. Hoover sucks
  17. Maalik won us 2 games when we needed him to. That’s a lot more than you or I contributed to our current record.
  18. Cocaine makes you crazy!
  19. Fuck the big 12 refs! Sweat makes Hoover look like a child.
  20. At least he didn’t catch it!
  21. Is Sark calling plays for TCU too?
  22. We are about to fuck them up. I don’t care what everyone else is worried about, we will win big!
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