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HornsOverIthaca

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  1. It might make you criminals. It don’t make you outlaws. I am the outlaw.
  2. It was the best of times, it was also the best of times.
  3. This what I like to call HQS: High Quality Stuff.
  4. My parents dog has gone deaf, and he's a lot happier.
  5. For some reason I thought people who flew Delta were really well off.
  6. Project MK-ULTRA? That might've been macro dosing.
  7. They’ll try to hang on until it means people who sunburn easily.
  8. That’s who I was thinking too. But didn’t they burn to death in that club fire? #4 though....
  9. What about women's billiards in Atlantic City? https://wpba.com/players
  10. Maybe take some inspiration from the truly inspiring, such as the Tokyo Carp, Nippon Ham-Fighters, Thailand Tobacco Monopoly, Webster Gorlocks, Teutopolis Wooden Shoes, Yuma Criminals, Mpumalanga Dangerous Darkies and Watersmeet Nimrods.
  11. Westlake shut down as ordered. This is just like thinking March madness was going to happen. Balls.
  12. Dallas Cowboys - A mutant half boy, half cow is tragic and shouldn’t be used as a mascot. Jacksonville Jaguars - Jaguars are driven by evil rich billionaires as they run over poor people. Los Angeles Chargers - We don't think anyone who has faced down a line of charging riot police would find this name the least bit funny.
  13. It depends on the angle of the dangle. Anyway, It made running Cat6 through my walls and attic worth it. Its power is maximum.
  14. It'd be hilarious if it worked out that somehow Michigan only played one game this year and it ended in a loss to Ohio State.
  15. A fall without football? Advantage SMU due to experience.
  16. Washington Washingtons. Six-foot-eight weighs a fucking ton. Opponents beware. Opponents beware. He's coming. He's coming. He's coming.
  17. Howabout the song is sung entirely in frontier jibberish?
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