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tchookem

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  1. Liberace adopted his adult driver... so it's not without precedent.
  2. Did your girlfriend try to seduce your best friend/back-up with a whip cream bikini?
  3. I never understand lying about athletic achievement. I've found that unless you are actually that good, people respond better to a self-deprecating description of athletic prowess. Even if you were really, really good, people still like the humble guy a lot more. People only want to hear stories from the best of the best..
  4. Imagine the level of shitheel you've achieved for Andrew Jackson to think you're a shitheel. When asked if he had any regrets about the last eight years, this was his response: “[That] I didn’t shoot Henry Clay and I didn’t hang John C. Calhoun.”
  5. I was kind of hoping someone had shit on his grave, but this'll do. For now.
  6. The algorithm is working.
  7. Thank you for sharing this one. I'm probably showing my ignorance/unhipness, but I'd never heard of Saul Williams. I'm glad I have now.
  8. Did anyone watch? Anyone got Cliffsnotes?
  9. It works because the people scared by socialism don't actually know what I socialism is.
  10. Agree with the sentiment, but I'm guessing fake.
  11. Wait, he's a chiropractor? A fucking chiropractor?
  12. In their worldview the impeachments were Dems trying to overthrow results. They view accountability as insurrection, actual insurrection as freedom fighting, and both as just the state of politics these days. Which is all to say that they have broken from reality and we should monitor, but not engage.
  13. I'm kinda hairy, and have an above average fake British accent.
  14. Sorry, thought you were asking about the reference. Thought you might be one of them millenials I've been hearing about.
  15. The French were not super supportive of the Iraq War in 2003. There was a movement to rebrand french fries as freedom fries. I don't remember if the change was actually made in the Capitol cafeteria.
  16. tchookem

    Cuomo

    The comments that bring up Trump are typically more about the continued support he's getting, and the lack of self-awareness such support would require. In other words, it's more about you being a moron, than about Trump being shitty... and Trump was shi-TTY..
  17. That's part of a Borat bit, right? That can't be genuine.
  18. Or pick a 3 digit number on covid cases on Google. Just to be safe.
  19. I totally put my Beto sign up in the snow covered yard. So this hits...
  20. Can't just rewrite a Constitution. I think James Madison said something like that in 1787.
  21. I've grown to admire this lady's work. She better be careful, or she's going earn herself a stalker.
  22. He keeps carpetbagging farther south. Hopefully in 10 years he'll be Paraguay's problem.
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