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elfenix

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  1. Mom used to bribe me with taco c to go to church. No idea how taco c is still open, haven't been there in years. Last time I even considered was during the margarita live-blog that happened here.
  2. I miss the OG food pics with a couple chicken legs that are somehow both undercooked and burnt, next to 4 different kinds of carbs, a pool of ranch with a couple leaves of lettuce hiding underneath, and a side of live cockroach. This intentional tiktok cringe just ain't it.
  3. The enshittified gilded age
  4. enshittified gilded age.
  5. "your attention please, yankees manager aaron boone has been ejected from tonight's game"
  6. *please leave the bat on your shoulder and walk in a run*
  7. i get a bunch of bananas from HEB. as i pull the first one off the bunch, another starts peeling itself.
  8. sparky: "please don't bunt"
  9. striking out on three balls
  10. Just because hitch and chicken sandwich are here doesn't mean everything is stupid
  11. So is Texas invading Illinois?
  12. Chat are we in a war if our regulars aren't involved but we're paying mercenaries to fight at our direction?
  13. Show us your Corvette and date you imported from Latvia next
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