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elfenix

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  1. elfenix replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    dollar stores are a scam: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/03/customers-pay-more-rising-dollar-store-costs
  2. i'm sure the turbo v6 vs. the v8 has a substantial impact on the expense of a truck, and isn't totally and completely outweighed by the fact that they went from this (probably an I6, actually): to this: meanwhile cutting the 0-60 time literally in half
  3. "just out of the blue"
  4. Like no e-scooters at night?
  5. Jesse Waters is a human golden retriever who has just ripped up the couch, knocked over the bookshelf, tore up all the toilet paper, and is sitting at the door to the house with a happy dumb look on his face blaming the cat for the whole mess Big dumb earnest lying golden retriever face
  6. Taco Bell 50K goes here, I guess
  7. elfenix replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    Button on Ted's jacket about to fly off and hit trump in the eye
  8. Daily reminder that the Guardians of Pedophilia actually hate you.
  9. Lovense.com
  10. elfenix replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    Maybe secretary real world should demand his colleagues (other than whiskey pete, who seems to know what tailors are for) get news suits from somewhere other than the 3 for $99 store
  11. Apologies for the good ikea plate, but I was afraid the proper paper plate would collapse under the weight of turkey and green bean casserole stuffed potato
  12. anyone else get random tweets instead of tits mcgee in this message and each of the quotes of it until the next page? some weird shit happening with embeds. also
  13. As soon as Dreadnought slid into the water not only were all prior large gunships obsolete but it and every large gunships to follow was obsolete, they just didn't know it yet. At first they were too expensive to actually risk fighting them against one another, then they were totally obsoleted by being vulnerable to aircraft while being generally not as useful on the attack.
  14. I thought you were supposed to stop counting at midnight. Was that wrong?
  15. Putt you know what you have to do
  16. Since this looks like the regular market thread anyone want to tell me about this QQQ vote I just got spam texted about?
  17. elfenix replied to C-Man's topic in Football
    *deaf valley https://www.theadvocate.com/curious_louisiana/when-did-deaf-valley-become-death-valley/article_ed2d61e0-48d8-11ee-aa3a-9b278097a780.html
  18. Trying to pull it in. That's a fumble
  19. The bag of door dashed McDonald's left in front of a closed office an hour ago is up for grabs
  20. Always amazed at how the the ruby red suburbs of Houston are full of swingers and wife swappers
  21. The only things people should use YouTube for are cat videos, cooking videos, and learning how to set the timing on a 392.
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