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elfenix

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  1. went to costco for gas this morning and decided to air up the tires while there. one guy waiting so i pull up behind him on the curb and hit the right blinker. the two air machines are to our right, across the main entrance drive lane. an idiot has no idea how the air machines work so asks the other guy to help, so i have to wait a while. helper guy does 2 tires then gets back in his car and leaves. guy waiting in front of me pulls into the space. meanwhile, idiot takes his sweet ass time filling the other two tires. traffic has been going past me to the right pretty much this whole time. after 8 minutes of me waiting the idiot starts pulling out, and an altima comes to a stop on my right. the idiot backs out and leaves. i look to my right to wave the altima to go so i can cross the lane and pull into the air machine space. altima starts, hits a hard left just in front of me, and proceeds to back into the air space. i lay on the horn and yell at her what the fuck is she doing? she yells back that she had been waiting with her blinker on. gave her the finger and drove off, too ticked off to wait for the other guy to finish. aired up at home. probably should have left when idiot needed to ask for help.
  2. absolutely awful playcalling
  3. trying to pocket pass hasn't worked in 2 hours but maybe it'll work now
  4. please be in bounds please be in bounds
  5. no need to repeat yourself
  6. northwestern picks meatchicken, cats ball on their own 20, up 1 with 9 to go
  7. aggy.mp4
  8. probably giving him a bonus
  9. 3-6 for a reason
  10. that was a hold in the end zone
  11. 50 for scar has no idea where to block
  12. scar's offensive line has given up
  13. scar's defense is baby shit soft, aggy receivers wide open every play
  14. if that guy didn't pull his ankle they would have gotten a TD on that.
  15. jesus christ
  16. scar shitting the bed
  17. can someone meme the trooper aggy.mp4
  18. bro just pulled a forest gump
  19. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
  20. every time aggy looks like they have life
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