Everything posted by Surly Bevo
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I don't think we are in, so I am looking for some schadenfreude scenario where BYU beats Tech on a last-second FG, Georgia bombs the everliving fuck out of Bama, Duke beats UVA, UNT and JMU take care of whatever business they need to take care of, and tOSU beats IU in a well-contested matchup. The top four are tOSU, Georgia, Oregon and Indiana with first round matchups that are something like JMU at Ole Miss, UNT at aggy, Tech at OU, and ND at BYU (or really any variation of that shit show). For the lulz and the ratings disaster that would lead to.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
More crippled than that
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Lane Kiffin to LSU?
So, what week are we heading down to kick this guy's ass next fall?
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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Trump’s America
I'm sure there will be a very data driven approach to showing their work on which countries these are.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Disney Suits...sure. The ones in the room that have to deal with the questions and shit can kill this off quickly tomorrow night and not have to deal with it next week when they are dealing with some other controversy. Now, if the suits at Disney have real sway over the suits in the room, sure, I guess anything is possible.
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Most annoying Christmas Movies
Christmas Vacation is the first Vacation where you don't see full rudeness on display, so it doesn't have that going for it like the OG and Europe do.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
We will be ranked 13 or 14. If you are the CFP why do you even want to invite the controversy with a bunch of games still to come this weekend? Think like a suit...kill off controversy quickly, leave yourself an out.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Man if I was a Tech fan I would shut the fuck up until I actually got the first outright big boy conference championship ever in the history of my program under my belt and maybe went a few rounds in the playoffs. Tech has had a good season, don't let it go to your head.
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Lane Kiffin to LSU?
Ahhh hazy allegations about a coach and Nicole….kizmet.
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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Most annoying Christmas Movies
How did white people do that?
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Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Nah, they ran the exact same show I saw 6 days before at the Arkansas game. Which is completely fair, given that most of them had likely gone home for the holiday and thus there was no time to put together something new. And actually since I saw it twice the funny thing is I was thinking what I was hearing at piggy as they formed the skull at the end was the Confutatis from Mozart's Requiem. The second time I saw it I was certain of it. Obviously a little different in a band arrangement, but it's lowkey funny (as the yutes would say) given it portended the second half deaths of both teams to come. Consigned to flames of woe
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Lane Kiffin to LSU?
Definitely worth a revisit "Am I overreacting? It's possible" 🤣
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Yep, happens everywhere. Remember the 2011 JAG run of QBs taken within the first 12 picks of the NFL Draft. Jake Locker, Blaine Gaebbert and Christian fucking Ponder. This could end up being like that.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I think Tech's front seven has looked very good this year. I also think Tech's front seven has not played anywhere close to a really physical line this year. We shall see....
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Lane Kiffin to LSU?
There are 5 teams that have never played in an SEC championship game, a game going into its 34th edition. Two of those teams are perennial conference cellar dwellers Kentucky and Vanderbilt. One is 2nd-year member OU. The other two are 14th-year member aggy and Ole Miss, who have been around for all 34 of them.
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Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Fake Army... I think my favorite moment from the stands was during their "we can march in the same straight lines and play the same songs week after week, year after year" halftime performance, some Texas fan from back behind me yells very loudly, "The guy who killed Bin Laden was a Longhorn" 🤣
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NFL Week 13; Thanksgiving-style
Good work Miami...lol
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Most annoying Christmas Movies
Correct
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Lane Kiffin to LSU?
We were gonna have that regardless of where, amongst the three he landed.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Why are you guys taking the bait from Constant? They are keeping Venables and Midteer...that's good.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
The sport makes sense. The associated beauty pageant...not so much all the time.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
The media had built up Texas and Arch well more than they should have. There is nothing the media likes to do more than cover their ass when they overhype something by getting in on the frenzy of tearing it down.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I'm pretty sure the committee is going to move us up to 13 or 14, just like the polls, give themselves enough wiggle room for next week's games to play out in an attempt to kill any and all questions/controversy off quickly. From their point of view moving us up to 11 or 12 would be unbelievably stupid going into the unknowns of the final week.