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Surly Bevo

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  1. Normal hot girls went away? If you're going to be a woman, being a normal hot girl is a massive leg up.
  2. Glad the offense finally answered the gauntlet Nate threw down. He's so fucking good.
  3. The roof the roof the roof is on fire. We don’t need no water let the motherfucker burn.
  4. I’m sure THIS will be the thing that sticks where “grab em by the pussy” and “shooting a guy on Park Avenue” didn’t. 🙄
  5. So the coaches poll matters again....weird.
  6. Oh she has always had a solid case of dumb face. You know what ain't dumb though...
  7. C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin. Well I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!
  8. Probably confusing her with Suzanne Somers. Blonde, and both had umm assets.
  9. She was born in eastern Washington and raised for the first 10 years or so in Idaho so uhh well yea.
  10. If they really want a futile and stupid gesture they should show back up for the vote like the Delta Tau Chis showed back up for the Faber Homecoming Parade.
  11. No instajanky, they do not
  12. Who are you a drug-dealer or a banker? Cause if you're a banker you can fuck right off!
  13. Fixed it for you
  14. East Texas State University is getting this field after this game???? Isn't that A&M Commerce these days Boycott!
  15. What the fuck are they doing playing this game?
  16. Anybody losing sleep over football much less the Dallas Cowboys who isn’t a paid member of the organization deserves to turn on their car and forget to open their garage….from the sleepiness.
  17. I'm going to find moral redemption at the roulette table.
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