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Surly Bevo

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  1. Rattlesnake that I catch with my bare hands.
  2. I don't even know if it's that deep. It's more like Trump, Vance and the boys are a bunch of rednecks drinking some beer while sitting around the fire and Hegseth walks up with some tannerite, "shit boys look what I found" and then things just go from there. Bunch of dipshits with high tech tannerite blowing shit up because it's fun to make things go boom.
  3. That and imagine if Wingo caught balls thrown a touch behind him like that receiver did to bail out that "shitty" throw from Pavia.
  4. One thing I believe happens if they sign it; people start to protest on campus again and then shit starts to spiral...and they have to know that. On top of all the other shit they SHOULD already know seeing what has happened to other institutions across various disciplines that have capitulated. Maybe they are trying to pull a JFK, where they just "ignore" the letter and talk about what they want to talk about.
  5. Rudi Johnson was an SEC Player of the Year at Auburn and lost the Doak Walker to Ladanian Thomlinson....
  6. The worst part about this whole picture is that the defense has 4 guys completely unengaged in terms of either dealing with a block, covering or chasing somebody, 1 guy who is half assed engaged chasing something at their 35 and then 2 guys getting blocked by 3 guys and 2 guys covering 1 guy. What a clusterfuck of design and execution.
  7. I ain't watching no one hour snuff film.
  8. Part of it has to be...
  9. Yea. This is like in December 2020 CDC saying Tom Herman is the coach.
  10. LSU trying to sell BK to PSU was pretty funny as was that camera pan to aggy.
  11. This thread is dumb. If we lose out then we can talk, otherwise with complete seasons like 1997, 2010-2013 Mack descent into shit, 2015, 2016 Charlie incompetence and hell even 2017 when we went out and lost to fucking Maryland in the memory bank the premise is premature.
  12. QB with one of his lineman getting put on his ass right in front of him having to chuck up a prayer as he gets decked
  13. Ewers is probably about to make his NFL debut as Tua just shits the bed again.
  14. Maybe Arch should call these guys? I remember when Josh Allen showed up with a tendency to rocket the ball all over the field. Josh Allen improved his accuracy by rebuilding his throwing motion with the help of biomechanical experts and private coaches like Chris Hess and Jordan Palmer. This high-tech approach involved digital mapping of his mechanics, which identified flaws in his initial all-arm-strength technique and led to permanent adjustments that increased efficiency and completion percentage.
  15. Imma should close this thread for now and reopen if when the season is done. There isn’t really much of anything worthwhile left to say about this 2025 unit. They fucking suck The end.
  16. Here’s the problem with that. Football is complementary. You think for one second PK doesn’t know what’s going in with the offensive side of the ball? He absolutely does and so he knows the one thing he can’t do is allow the opposition to get quick points in buckets early and bury things before they ever really get started. So he sets up the defense to prevent that. The expense is you get a lot of the dink and dunk and underneath stuff that KY got tonight (and Florida got at the beginning of that game and hell OU was getting early as well). You then tighten up as the field shrinks as we generally have and hold them to minimal points for their efforts. Fielding an all out attack defense that was vulnerable to tons of big chunk plays and sudden scores would be a fucking disaster for this team. PK is the one coach who seems to know what the fuck he is trying to do strategically given the abilities of his unit and the overall team.
  17. I've decided "post-win where we look like dogshit" Surly is best Surly After a win where we look good, it's mostly delusional Surly After a loss, there is anger, but also a mix of sadness, rationalizing, etc. After a win where we looked like dogshit, nobody is sad, everybody is just fucking full-throated pissed and ready to burn down the tower mob Surly.
  18. This thread was highly needed 🙄
  19. University of Texas Longhorns "Offensive Coordinator"
  20. Remember earlier this week and earlier today when everybody was talking about Terry getting some run at RB? Pepperidge Farms remembers
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