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DigglerontheHoof

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  1. Jerry absolutely knows he's the problem but he will never admit it. After he dies, Steven will take over and shit his own bed. The Cowboys will never win another SB while the Jones family owns the team.
  2. You should leave surly on a high note.
  3. The bottom okie's head's about to explode with realization.
  4. "Kids Ministry Coordinator"
  5. These two posts back-to-back are fantastic.
  6. Based on what I saw from him against the Vols and Barn, I thought he was faster than what I saw on Saturday. Guess only Texas has true SEC speed.
  7. They can be useful. Back in 2005 I couldn't find a ticket, so, with my wife in tow, I palmed a ticket taker $40 and got in. Sat up in the temporary endzone bleacher seats they had that year.
  8. It's actually pretty cool to be a life-long Cowboy fan right now. I'm so desensitized to their sucktitude that I get as big a kick out of seeing how they'll embarrass themselves as much as I do from a win. The Cowboys are done as a winning franchise; they're entering Cleveland Brown-level incompetence. Might as well giggle at their ineptitude and revel in the knowledge that Jerry will never sniff another Super Bowl.
  9. Unfortunately, they're likely working on the rubes.
  10. Then don't fucking go anymore. JFC you sound like a bitch. Signed, Someone Who Has Been More Than 30 Times
  11. all the wins are w/in the last 15 years and only 2 in Austin.
  12. They would've been better off going with the field goal making Vans kid.
  13. Nah, fuck all that. I don't want them to have any goddamned excuses. Let's have Hill Jr. crush Beck and then run over to Smart and give him one of these
  14. Noted football powerhouse Old Dominion beat BG by...checks notes... 3 fewer points than aggy.
  15. Why does every fucking call require a goddamned summit conference? I bet there is 10 minutes added to every game by refs discussing calls. So fucking frustrating.
  16. dagger meet heart
  17. keep these cunts out of the endzone
  18. RZ offense this half has been ass
  19. I got pulled up over the wall behind the ticket takers last year b/c the backup at the gate was so bad. Landed on my feet right in front of a cop and walked to my seat.
  20. This thread should be renamed Common Clay of the New West: Screenshots.
  21. It's been said many times before but we're here
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