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'stache

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  1. Can y'all flex some of that Texas muscle and get Finebaum to shut the fuck up sometimes? Freshwater too, crying that his 3 loss team was left out during prior blowouts, then the No. 3 SEC school gets its own ass blown out.
  2. Yeah, I'm sure next year he'll totally be prepared for a playoff game and learn how to adjust to receivers running wide open without resistance. He's totally figured that out now.
  3. Me too, although I still don't see how she didn't notice a loose button and exposed nipple when she chose the photo.
  4. Fat Mike must be thrilled, gets to look better to end the season, but gets to avoid completely shitting the bed in the playoffs again. Fuck him and fuck Jerry.
  5. So . . . Go Army?
  6. That really was a great game. The Lewis INT and Bland strip are two incredible defensive plays within minutes of each other.
  7. Yes! What a play! These guys ain’t giving up!
  8. I wouldn’t call them “gadget” plays but just a different look with different options from time to time. I like it too.
  9. All teams use a qb cadence right? Cowboys just happens to be particularly hearable on the broadcast. I think they mic it up that way on purpose now for cowboys games since it became a thing.
  10. I just want to see Baker Mayfield lose to these lowly Cowboys but am not holding out much hope.
  11. Richest man in the world is infinitely more powerful than elected president. People complain that politicians are bought and paid for, who don’t think is doing that? Elon is just more public with his influence. His wealth comes largely from government contracts for crying out loud. Donal is insulated from criticisms and is too stupid to understand them anyway. He’s also by far the bigger cuck especially since his entire ego is built on being wealthy when he isn’t really that wealthy at all, he’ll let Elon blow a load on his hairpiece on live tv if he asked.
  12. Bullshit, donal will let elon do whatever the fuck he wants, because he's a complete fucking cuck and is owned by musk.
  13. So Santa's been diddling in the woods?
  14. I must be losing my mind, I swear the Cowboys attempted one some years ago. I knew about the rule because I've seen it before and the Cowboys are about the only NFL I watch (unfortunately). I looked it up and didn't see it. Maybe they lined up then changed their mind. I know I've seen the rule explaned in a prior game I've watched. Coaches know the rule, the situation in which it can be applied are just so rare, especially with today's punters who can launch it a mile from the back of the endzone. The one yesterday was only possible because of the penalty.
  15. Free kick field goal was pretty cool. Pretty sure the Cowboys tried one a few years ago but from way further than 57. Figured it was an easy make without any rush for a solid kicker.
  16. He wants to raise the debt ceiling? I thought they hated that part and were gonna cut everything and fix the deficit?
  17. Shut it the fuck down, give Elon the keys, whatever, this is what the people want. I'm sure they'll still blame O'Biden when it all goes to shit. A bunch of us will be dead soon from polio anyway.
  18. I've been reading Shel Silverstein poems to my 7 year old and this one came up. He said "that's a lie, the world is round, right?" Good job son, you are correct, it's just a silly poem.
  19. Cool, about 97% of that will be focused on the 70's and 90's, and Jerry will come off looking like a genius since he clearly got a say in this presentation. Just more fodder for what a joke he is and what his team has become. It will be a complete middle finger to the fanbase.
  20. I think ou and aggy will be the same program going forward. Sometimes win 9 games or something but otherwise just kind of there hovering back and forth around .500 in conference play.
  21. Haha, I forgot about that scene. Seinfeld pulled a Simpsons predicting the future.
  22. The Bowman eighth year tweet was fake.
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