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'stache

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  1. When he chases that tail to ou and Botoxzilla still refuses to leave Oklahoma when Venables gets canned he’ll come back home to Stillwater.
  2. I'm taking the family to Montreal for spring break. Might just stay there and pick fruit or something.
  3. Fine with me, every disaster going forward is gonna be political depending on whether it's a red or blue state, and the "low tax" red states are the ones taking more federal money than they're paying in anyway. I'm pretty much on board now with shrinking the federal government to basically nothing for that reason too. Let the low tax shitholes crumble, I'm gonna pretty much be forced to move to a blue state anyways.
  4. Indians were made subject to US jurisdiction and granted full US citizenship in 1924. At the time the 14th Amendment was passed it was unclear but very likely that Indians were among the class of persons born within the United States who were not "subject to the jurisdiction [of the United States]." The clause was directly applicable to foreign diplomats. Also this, and I assume friendly foreign soldiers too who were here with permission but still subject to the jurisdiction of their home countries. I saw a post recently about people who say their ancestors "came here legally" pointing out that all you had to do was show up on a boat. Even the southern border didn't matter unless you were a bandito or something (no racis).
  5. A cybertruck was parked on my street earlier this week (for real). I thought it was our neighborhood's annual city dumpster days (kinda for real).
  6. I don't believe that for a second, Jerry is the one who would likely be in love with the last name. I think it's Moore and just waiting for this weekends NFC East pukathon to end hopefully with an iggles loss. If Moore tells Jerry to fuck off even after interviewing then it's Shotty because why bother asking anyone else worth a shit. No fucking way a hot commodity like Joe Brady would work for that old shitstain.
  7. Lol, calling out a trans poster, just proves it was never about eggs, it was always about hate for gays, trans, and Mexicans for these idiots.
  8. I care less than zero about the rest of this stuff. I like Wrexham and Deadpool and Van Wilder.
  9. Different franchise but same idea. I cannot figure out any plausible way to feel any emotional attachment to some random new franchise. I’m just doomed to this fucking nonsense.
  10. I legit did not know we had an OC much less a Schottenheimer. I thought Mike called all the plays. Sounds like a perfect HC hire for Jerry. Probably sees the last name and pops a floppy old viagra semi.
  11. Glenn to the Jets. Jerry's personality has literally placed the team below NYJ and the Bears in attractiveness to rising head coaches. Next will be CLE. It's gonna be Shotty. Even Moore is probably too smart to work for that asshole.
  12. Saw on a OSU board this his fiancé lives in OKC and doesn’t want to move. Is there some set number above $1 mil a year in salary where mangled ass suture face becomes attractive?
  13. I hadn't noticed re visiting fans but there will always be 80,000 willing to go to the stadium. If Jerry is paying attention, he'd notice that the Cowboys have had fewer and fewer SNF and MNF appearances in recent years along with more noon games instead of "America's Game of the Week" on Sundays. I assume NFL media payouts don't vary by tv ratings per game but any normal person would realize that interest in "America's Team" is waning even from the haters.
  14. I mean, Barry Fucking Switzer bumblefucked his way to a ring so he might not be wrong at that point. Fuck Jerry though, I hope his death is short but painful af.
  15. Or this time, passed over by Bears, and I read Saints are the last possibility, if they're desperate.
  16. I think its fair for a place that enabled child rape to be dropped a spot or two.
  17. Lol, they don't fucking care. He signed the dick and balls EO and the one to Fuck the Mexicans. That's all they really wanted.
  18. They were never going to consider McCarthy over Johnson.
  19. If Knowles leaves a national champ in Columbus for a sinking ship in Norman, for a woman, he’d become the all time leader in the “undefeated” clubhouse.
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