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'stache

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  1. At her bachelorette party she berated the staff, said racist shit about the cooks, and puked in the Uber, offering a sarcastic “so-reeee” to the driver.
  2. Hope Bama rolls but I think DeBoer is gonna tank to get to Ann Arbor and the fuck out of Gomerville asap.
  3. Nah, all I see is this.
  4. Well they’re dumb too.
  5. She’ll never succeed with that flat ass haircut. She needs to poof it out like a 90’s glamour shot session to win at that place.
  6. They’ve been crying forever that they can’t host weeknight games because they’re sprawled suburban campus just can’t handle the traffic. Totally unique problem for the town of Norman fucking Oklahoma. There’s zero reason to shut down schools that end hours before the game. Even the university doesn’t have classes that late but I can at least see moving finals up and closing so the students and others can tailgate. But the public school thing is so fucking stupid. They think it’s some flex that football is soooo important. Just reinforces the Okie stereotype. Fuck ou and fuck Norman.
  7. I get why it sucks but everyone agreed to the rule. Blame the ACC for being dogshit. I want aggy to lose but Miami lost to two now unranked conference teams. Aggy sucks too but I have no confidence in Miami.
  8. Is that even a crime anymore?
  9. But he wasn’t offsides in the movie. I always assumed they were saying he was offsides in real life.
  10. Happy Redaction Friday to all who celebrate! Can’t wait to read all them beautiful black bars.
  11. The great amazing Sam Darnold folks. Couldn’t see a 275 lb lineman sitting on the route. Best QB since Mike White.
  12. So where does “Rudy was Offsides” come from? Definitely not offsides.
  13. LOL well this thread went off the fucking rails. I guess I’ll be the one who has to say it:
  14. The new tiebreaker will probably be CFP ranking so that Miami would have played Virginia in the CCG this year instead of Duke. If all the conferences did that the SEC CG would have been UGA v. Ole Miss and Alabama might have been left out of the field (though I doubt it). The other two would have been the same.
  15. I just bought this for a dirty santa party.
  16. Okay it won’t change anything the voters will blame OBiden. Four more years!
  17. People will not know or will ignore that it happened and when their premiums don’t go up they’ll say the librul media lied about the premiums and that Trump saved them from evil Obamacare. That is how stupid people are now. I’m leaning towards let all the bad things happen. There’s no reversing this shit. Let it fucking burn and rebuild from scratch with whatever’s left.
  18. Richard Jewell still alive?
  19. I'm convinced that gas station bathrooms in remote areas off an interstate are clues that we're in the matrix. Like, there is shit everywhere, on the walls, on the floor, on the sink, sometimes on the ceiling. The physics don't make sense how everyone else using those shitters are entirely incapable of landing their turd in the bowl. It's confounding.
  20. Nicole accusing err'one of "black and white nonsense" then sammich guy comes in with "fewer immigrants crossed cause it's the law." Still no policy discussion, just "immigrantion bad." How about some follow up numbers. How many corporate executives whose companies use undocumented labor have been prosecuted? How much in shareholder profits have been disgorged for such heinous crimes? I'll wait.
  21. JFC, nobody insulted you or was uncivil. It sounds like you just don't like being questioned. I literally proposed a solution. Legislation to make it legal to work in this country with criminal vetting and otherwise minimal barriers. You're hung up on immigration is bad if it's not legal. Several have said the problem is that it should be legal and the legislature has not done it because it's too good of a wedge issue. Feel free to ignore it yet again. I'm done here.
  22. But seriously, this, didn't think it was "browbeating" to have to push back against false narratives. The only browbeating I've seen is a wall post of "how dare you question my words." Looks like we got a new one here to tell us all about the "floodgates" and caravans and how it's all just so terrible that we need masked thugs putting people in their place for having the gall to have been born in a different country. Funny how there's been no comment on the crime rate of undocumented immigrants vs. natural born citizens. Or the economic benefits of immigrant laborers and corresponding lack of effective legislation. It might have been reported on PBS and is therefore FAKE NEWS. Easier to just say "CRIMINAL IMMIGRANTS" until everyone just accepts it and calls the police when they hear Spanish speakers in Walmart. No need to create a legal path to work, just jail them all and ship them to supermax in El Salvador, just as Jesus taught.
  23. I think both things can be true. (1) The NCAA tournament is not the best way to determine the best team in college basketball because, as he said, one and done can and often does knock off a far superior team which is why the NBA does best of 7 series for each round. (2) It's fun as hell to watch especially when a Cinderella upsets a blueblood. I agree with the comment above that college baseball is a far better system, it gives some flexibility for top seeds to drop a game early and still advance.
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