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'stache

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  1. Monkey Torture Enthusiasts is a terrible band name. I only browsed the article, would become seriously ill if it’s that much detail. CSB, one of my law partners joined the firm about 10 years ago from the DAs office. He shared that one of his assignments there was a highly publicized case of a couple that was fucking dogs and filming it for sick fucks on the internet. He was assigned to view every minute of every video and determine what snippets would be presented to the jury. Pretty sure I’d quit and become a plumber or something.
  2. Criminal defendants have to be present for the entirely of their trials. Business defendants can change the representative who is present, which is why he wasn’t required to attend all of the business fraud case (I think I remember that correctly).
  3. I agree, all sports teams from universities in Texas should be majority white, because fairness. OU is close enough also, them too.
  4. Seriously, the Broncos have looked terrible since they changed, it’s like a remnant of the late 90s fad of way too complicated and dumb looking designs and dark color shades.
  5. She has publicly described what his junk looks like, if he's going to deny sexual relations with her, it seems pretty obvious to me how to prove whether she's telling the truth, but please, please, please, no.
  6. It's just astonishing to me that it has to be explained like this, like teaching to a five year old. It's so obvious why it's different, but even with this explanation, the people who need to understand will intentionally go out of their way to push back.
  7. It reads to me like a typical opening statement when you have a weak case, you have to at least try to give the jury reasons to not believe the witnesses against the defendant. Saying that she is "biased" against Trump is consistent with ordinary jury instructions that the jury is to be the sole judge of credibility of a witness and can take any "biases" into consideration. He just needs one to buy into it for a mistrial but it does not read like an opening statement of a party that has a strong basis for acquittal. If Trump had written it, the term "whore" and "slut" would be all over it, regardless of legal rules or decorum.
  8. Spring game attendance smack is about as lame as it gets.
  9. Of course it was Florida Man, was there ever any doubt?
  10. Or the banks after 2008? Or all the mega corps after Covid? Or all the companies that escape their debts in bankruptcy? Nope, just the poors, fuck em.
  11. Now that he's gotten his say over and over and over again I bet Rex Kramer's super rich friends are finally gonna support surly again!
  12. I remember a time that I thought Conan wasn’t that funny. I must’ve been clinically depressed or something. So in for this!
  13. Hey now, he's white, he earned those subsidies with his bootstraps.
  14. It's deja vu. Wasn't this "TOo lIBRuL NObODy wILL bUy" nonsense hashed like last year or something? Same ol' dumbasses, I assume.
  15. 'stache

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    "Never back down" as he's literally backing down, taking his ball and going home. Pussy ass bitch. Go Pokes! https://kfor.com/news/local/upset-audience-brings-ryan-walters-speaking-event-to-abrupt-end/ ‘Never back down to a woke mob!’ Upset audience brings Ryan Walters speaking event to abrupt end STILLWATER, Okla. (KFOR) — A town hall event with State Superintendent Ryan Walters, hosted on OSU’s campus by a campus conservative organization, only lasted about 15 minutes Wednesday after some in the audience incessantly shouted at Walters. Walters began the event telling the audience to “never back down to a woke mob.” 12 minutes later, organizers ushered Walters out of the room. The event was put on by the OSU chapter of national conservative Group Turning Point USA (TPUSA). TPUSA billed the event as a “town hall” with Walters on flyers it posted around campus. Walters has only participated in Q&A style events with the general public a handful of times since taking office in January 2023. The event attracted well over 100 students and community members to a lecture hall inside OSU’s engineering building, some of whom told News 4 they supported Walters, and others who said they did not. But they all did have one thing in common: they came to the event, because it was a rare opportunity to hear from Walters, and ask him questions. “I just kind of wanted to see, honestly what he had to say,” OSU student Ryann Sadler told News 4. “OSU has a very big queer community, and we want to make sure we show up for them,“ said OSU student John Johnson, who helped lead a protest outside the lecture hall hosting the event before it began. “We have people inside who are going to ask them some very hard questions.” “Even myself, who considers myself a Democrat, I still think it’s very important to hear what he has to say,” OSU student Victoria Anton said. “I was happy to hear what he had to say,” OSU student Ryan Williamson said. But hearing what Walters had to say proved easier in theory than in practice. Walters entered the lecture hall greeted by a mix of roughly 40 percent cheers, 60 percent boos. Soon, many who opted for the latter greeting began shouting at Walters from the audience. “You’re a murderer!” “Nex Benedict’s blood is on your hands!” “You’re the one that’s scared!” “55 percent of Oklahomans want you impeached!” —Are just some of the many things they shouted. At first, Walters persisted. “They’re gonna yell, they’re gonna scream, they’re gonna say outrageous things,” Walters said of the hecklers. “There’s a few of them that are crying right now.” Walters then turned, and addressed the shouters directly. “I don’t care about your feelings,” he told them. They responded with more shouts, laughs and eye rolls. “Where are the grants!” “Where’s your budget Mr. Walters!” —They loudly questioned. Walters responded back. “There’s two genders,” he told the crowd. The back and forth between Walters and the crowd continued over, and over, and over again. “If you back down to a mob, they will get their way,” Walters declared at one point. “Answer our questions!” someone shouted back. “Let’s talk about a woke mob,” Walters later said. “Let’s talk about facts!” several audience members shouted back. Later, Walters repeated one of his earlier points. “Never, never back down to a woke mob,” he told the audience. A few minutes in, TPUSA leaders handed a microphone to students they’d chosen to ask Walters questions. “I asked him what advice he had for someone looking to enter the field of politics,” Sadler said. “I asked him how he responded to leftist media and activists,” Williamson said. Of course, the shouting continued throughout all of this, and Walters chose to not use a microphone when responding to their questions. News 4 was unable to hear Walters’ answers to their questions from the back of the lecture hall. Then came more shouting. The abruptness left students from both groups in the audience, yearning for more. “I wish that I would have heard more of what he had to say because you know, that’s why I came,” Sadler said. “It just felt like I wanted to hear more,” Anton said.
  16. Man I love Troy Aikman, but his Eight beer is just pricier Michelob Ultra.
  17. To be fair, Willie Horton murdered his second cousin.
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