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'stache

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  1. Literally nothing matters to these people, including abortion. Texas ain't turning blue. I gave up that hope when Hillary and Beto got thrashed. The fact that a pathetic sack of shit like Cruz could pull that big of a margin tells me enough. The blue parts of the cities doesn't come close to outweighing the rural hicks who don't care even a little bit about the issues, just Hunters dong and lib tears. Fox News and their even further right cousin networks have made politics a spectator sport. Their team is dominating and they get all tingly every time a poor lib gets slaughtered at the polls.
  2. It's a valid argument but has to be paired with specifics of other bad circumstances. Usually poverty, or having a similarly inattentive or troubled mother, etc., etc. These kids will be fine because their fathers have created generational wealth but they will still lack for love and attention. They might fall into bad circumstances for other reasons and there is still emotional damage that can be done regardless of wealth. When you know with almost absolute certainty that you won't live to see your kid's 18th birthday, fuck you. Wear a rubber with your 20 year old trophy wife or put her on the pill. With Cannon, there is zero chance he can give all those kids the attention they deserve despite his wealth, so fuck him too.
  3. The Big 10 has staked their claim to the layers out west. I don’t see the need or desire for them to go south. When the math goes to unequal revenue sharing I think Cal and Stanford will go Big 10. FSU/Clemson are SEC all the way in culture and otherwise. Miami is the only southern school that might be closer to Big 10 culture. INC and UVA too if they’re considered southern. But because of tv ratings mentioned above I think FSU/Clemson are the only ones leaving until unequal revenue sharing.
  4. Yeah, all these republicans in Texas and in the south losing elections because of this issue. NOT. We are a hopeless nation full of idiots.
  5. Yes I know, which is why I hate the timing. It became necessary in that moment in time. One year later and it would have been completely different. The PAC would not have stayed together in my opinion either way. Once USC/UCLA bolted, UO and UW leaving was inevitable.
  6. I think we'll win the next two. This is a good team. Their problem is a complete inability to adjust if the opponent comes out hot. That is why this team will go nowhere in the playoffs. The second an opponents game plan works well we're toast.
  7. They blame Joe Biden for killing their hard earned government benefits. It's the "others" that should lose benefits, not them. You know, "welfare queens," who are mooches. But they themselves, they earned those benefits, because they work so hard. This is literally how they think.
  8. Mick Jagger is fine since he's immortal and will outlive any kid he has at his age.
  9. The timing of all this is what really pisses me off. If we knew the PAC would fold there's no way we would have added UCF, UH, Cincy, and probably not even BYU. Now that the ACC is in peril and the SEC and Big 10 might be at capacity (I doubt it but just a what if), we could have poached the best of the PAC left behinds and the top of the ACC for a heck of a league, and yeah, probably multiple playoff spots. The money would still be less, but not as big a gap as there is now. This would make one heck of a league: Utah, CU, AU, ASU, Tech, TCU, BU, OSU, KU, KSU, ISU, WVU, FSU, Clemson, VT, UVA, UNC, Miami. If the ACC is truly dead, then I'd be open to GT, Pitt, NC State, even SMU and BYU. But the above would be solid af. If FSU and Clemson and a few others make the Big 10 or SEC, I could also see the Big 12 and ACC dissolving and reforming with the best of the rest, which would leave behind some programs. It's the only way I can think of to rid ourselves of the waco rapists too.
  10. Isn’t UCF going to be making more than them in a few years? It would make sense if the Big 10 and SEC don’t want them, but they will take them the second they’re available, so it’s sort of a non starter.
  11. They already recruit and draw tv ratings in the region. I don’t understand your point. It sounds like the tv network subscription “one team per state” model that caused a massive change in cfb then died within a decade. Bunch of nonsense.
  12. Didn't Al Pacino have a kid with some woman in her 20s this year? Yeah, someone else too, and old rock and roll guy I think. The age difference between partners is not my business, but the kid won’t have a father for very long and might not even have memories. That’s just shitty.
  13. Ninety percent of the time I say none of my business but sometimes it’s ok to be judgmental. Fuck that guy. Same with these 80 year old bastards having kids. Such cruelty to a poor child to guarantee they won’t know their father very long if at all.
  14. It’s Florida, pretty sure every public restroom is manned by a pecker checker.
  15. If we had known that nobody would care about his shit character and would be an NFL MVP candidate, maybe we shouldn’t have booted him [/sarcasm]. Seriously, nobody seems to give a shit. I never hear it brought up that literally days after being a Bedlam hero he choked his pregnant girlfriend and was booted. Do you know how hard it is to be kicked off a team days after one of the most iconic plays in your fanbases’ history? Fucking horrible person.
  16. I went to TexAgs and there's no discussion of the bowl game whatsoever. Just more proof they don't actually care about the games, just talk about how great every coach, player, and recruit is while ignoring the actual game outcomes. When we beat them all over the field they'll just blame the transition or that the game is above them as SEC and they just didn't care. Seems that the case anytime an SEC team gets their butts whipped in a bowl game. "They're too good and didn't want to be there."
  17. I think CTE and other injuries are also going to make football far less popular, although that may take more than 20 years. I think in say 50 years a bunch of athletes will have avoided football for other less dangerous sports. I know the game goes fast but I truly think players could do more to avoid lowering their helmets or trying to break WR's with NFL Blitz hits. I think it's probably old school coaches who refuse to teach a different form of tackling, because it's all "pussy" shit to them, and they like the good old days of breaking people in half for fun.
  18. He's confusing religion with theocracy. The theocrats in that region won, that's why it's the way it is currently. The theocrats are winning here and we'll be the same backwards shithole if they win nationwide.
  19. 'stache

    South Park

    That's right, I get Max free from my ATT wireless subscription. I had Paramount Plus to watch Tulsa King and wanted to keep it for Beavis and Butthead and South Park but I'm sick of all the apps so I just let it go.
  20. 'stache

    South Park

    Is this on Comedy Central or Paramount Plus? I can't figure out anymore which South Park and can see and which I can't. I'm not even sure I want to watch the "Panderverse" special. From the ads it sounds like the preachy South Park that's not as funny. Yeah we get it, movie studios are including more women and gay versions of characters. It feels like the Streaming Wars special that was way too preachy and not very funny. Pi Pi is a terribly unfunny character, who decided we needed two full movies with him as a lead? Also, my six year old son knows about Prime drink because they advertise on some of the Youtube videos he likes. It's just Gatorade, right?
  21. Because of the electoral college and how the Senate is composed to give hateful assholes a vastly outweighed say in national legislation, I'm coming around to limiting federal authority and letting states run things more closely, so long as the right to move between states remains inviolate. Texas and Oklahoma want to be facist theocracies? Fine, I'll gtfo, and the states can lose all their high end talent and run their economies off pillow manufacturers and conspiracy websites. A constitutional convention won't help because like the senate and electoral college the facist fucks in small red states get to dictate how California and New York treat their citizens. Fuck that, I'm done with it all, let chaos reign.
  22. I'm seeing twitter links for signing day and they don't work. Is it dead, Jim? Or has he finally pulled the plug on people like me who got rid of their accounts?
  23. The Oklahoma Supreme Court is relatively sane because Oklahoma had a massive judicial scandal several decades ago so they changed how justices are appointed. The state bar association has a committee that nominates three people for the seat and the governor has to choose from those three. Since bar associations on the whole are rarely super right wing, including in red states, we've avoided having these lunatics on the court. The state supreme court refused to disqualify Medicare expansion and medical marijuana from the ballot despite hard right wing pushes to prevent the people from voting on those questions. They upheld vaccine mandates for public schools and military installations. I think they've even shot down some major abortion legislation before Dobbs. A part of me is a little worried about the precedent, that now all the red states will try to take Biden off the ballot because of Hunter's dong or something, but the constitutional provision is limited to insurrections, so the only close question is whether trump lying to his base which motivated them to attack the capitol meets the standard. I sure think it does, so I'm happy for this ruling. I think SCOTUS will deny cert and will be magas next targets. Whatever, I just hope he dies soon in a puddle of his own shit and vomit.
  24. A friend posted this of their kids home from college. How does this even happen? One adopted?
  25. Great article Pete, you dumb asshole. “FSU previously discussed options and is still discussing.” Timely and poignant breaking news. If aggy can pay $80M for a coach to go away I’m sure FSU can find some money to challenge and buyout their contracts.
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