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Alien Octopus

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  1. Clearly he meant bitches, those guys are winning life!
  2. Announcer said in fact it was an attendance record.
  3. Had a younger chatty LSU fan sit next to me and the Nephew and proceed to tell me how it would be a high scoring game. Was making digs throughout his diatribe. Was lucky to have my nephew in between us to answer his questions about nothing. He was trying to say Steven’s ERA could not withstand LSU. Well… he and his buddies got real quiet while the Nephew and I were high fiving and punching out LSU players and commenting loudly how LSU could not hit the slider unless they got drilled. A couple of older LSU gals sitting next to us were pointing out who our guys were laying out and giving up their bodies for the ball like men. But the Chef’s kiss was when I commented to the Nephew that Tre Morgan hasn’t shown us shit in their game. And the dude in front starts telling me he is the best player in Baseball. Of course I told him that he has not done shit in this game besides pirouette for an out on first, and he had three more innings to actually do something. His retort that the fly out to not even the warning track at the crawfish boxes was something. We laughed at him. I told him the only place he is going hitting like that is the hair dresser to get rid of his dumbass hair-doo. Had he not been hit with a shoelace slider he would be wearing the Golden sombrero, and of course that is what we called him the rest of the game. Morgan over swings on every pitch. Stevens worked him like a middle schooler. There was a cool old timer LSU fan behind us. He told me I needed to retire my hat since it said BIG XII on it and he can’t wait for us to join so that “we can do this a couple of times a season every year”. Gotta say, I enjoyed the hell out of this game. And do love the annoyingly loud LSU mouth breathers and their partying wiggly women they have on a chain. Was fun, look forward to more of this too.
  4. In enemy territory , they all going home sad tonight.
  5. At Baylor Tngame getting my beer on w Nephew, between Dugout and home. Getting warmed up for tonight’s game.
  6. Damn that is some ruthless shit right there. True, and savage.
  7. Got into it with Nate Silver about this, via email. He exchanged 4-5 times. He started political taunting to end the exchanges because he is a twat.
  8. Provides warmth in the winter and shade in the summer…
  9. Texas will march Bevo out dropping a proverbial load on the BiG XII like it was the OU end zone.
  10. So he was studying the humanities…
  11. Not just any Trans Am, get him Eric Dickerson’s aTm ride he drove all over SMU.
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