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Alien Octopus

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  1. Successful? Nah they have been a muddled team largely loosing their bowl games. Guess they beat us in the Alamo Bowl , but as I recall once their cheating coach left so did their success.
  2. Looks like the door guy and the milk men got together for a fabulous makeover…
  3. DMN says we should get Gary Patterson to analyst up our D
  4. Seems his Mullet, but not his jugs.
  5. Don’t worry sweetheart, we got the bag money going , gonna make you inbred swamp twats look like aggy.
  6. I hope they spend all the nil money on lineman. Ewers reminds me of Mustain. Same character, though he may be a much better QB?! Who knows?! I do know that our lines looked like sissies after the Tech game, and we need some serious help.
  7. Gratis? Fuck that. Even the girls on campus should charge them for ass.
  8. Meh, if they are paid assassins they can take their animosity and shove it up their ass. Perform or get on that portal, we got a new crop of assassins every year. Ask Mama, it has worked for them.
  9. Only positive Aggy has brought to the world. When they figure out how to get rid of fire ants and wild hogs, I will never speak Ill of them again. Otherwise, thank you for Buc-ee’s and fuck you.
  10. The Big X is not ever scooping you up, maybe the ACC at best.
  11. This game had more muffs than an copy of Gallery magazine circa 1980, and the commentators want to talk about PI calls?! The kicked lateral was prolly the stupidest thing I have seen on a football field this year, and that is saying a lot with our team being shitastic shortly after the 1H of the RRS.
  12. If only ND had shit the bed, but I’ll take it!
  13. Bob Wills version for Aggy Fuck you Aggy, please never change.
  14. Which one of you magnificent bastards gonna hunt that wild Fox Down and kill it? That was either jinx of motherfucking Jinxs, or ine helluva prank by Fox Sports.
  15. I was there. An old dude at the gas station outside Dallas told me Mack was a shitty coach for not letting Vince do his thing. He should of been made coach on the spot….
  16. They could rub him out. I am sure there are countless aggy rubbing one out to the very thought.
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