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Alien Octopus

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  1. Must spend a fortune on power washing. That concrete is whiter than Herbie’s teeth.
  2. I think you mean Texags spend a lot of time in Waylandhorn
  3. Cheap shot , like Bama did McCoy. Dabo staking his claim to King Saban’s thrown.
  4. She looks like a carnival ride on xHamster
  5. Look at me! I am the captain now.
  6. Push Push
  7. So now that Nebraska is gone have you guys slid into the Corn Aggy moniker?
  8. Plenty of unspoiled beach between San Luis Pass and Surfside, so like maybe a mile from Galveston Isle.
  9. Why not both
  10. P Trap? You
  11. Now those Cheaters are really going to get bounced out of West Point.
  12. T Herman definition of imposing our will painfully means that he will not make in-game adjustments. He is constantly throwing away points by doubling down on this mantra, and shitting on momentum/scoring. He needs every gotdamned point that presents itself and for some reason even after getting his ass handed to him on bad decision after bad decision, continues with this buttfuckery. 4th -1. First quarter up 7-0, he elects to smash instead of points, shits on Mo. You guys call him Turtle, but I think he is more of an armadillo. This fucker jumps when he is supposed to duck and doesn’t know the difference until he is buzzard food.
  13. Winning is hard
  14. Think I was there; She also used a dart gun and a mighty queef to pop balloons around the crowd, no martini glass.. Think she went by Pornthip Von Dita
  15. Blue Label
  16. Jimmy The Greek, where ya been?
  17. Looks good in a tux. But i’ll Take Ocean’s Eleven if you are going down that road.
  18. I named my penis after George Clooney, true story.
  19. It is like wrestling good..
  20. He was living in my building earlier this year, have not seen him in a while so it is possible.
  21. You need to find a lower quality of hooker, usually comes with a higher quality of blow
  22. The cut Turner makes is a thing of beauty.
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