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Alien Octopus

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  1. Someone needs to photoshop a bunch of dicks in his helmet as he is walking off the field…
  2. Texas 42 Kst 17 115 punting yds Team will be up, Malik gonna run 3 in. Manning scores with trickeration. Red and Blue dupe the wildcats in the wildcat. Much masturbation ensues around here…
  3. Pic from yesterday’s game using Raybans
  4. I'm taking train from Northside. My football wife scored us tixs from his old teammate PK. Any tailgates I can bring a hog leg to?
  5. Ya'll didn't treat yourself to Champagne at Miami Subs?
  6. The Texas secondary has allowed jack shit in the endzone through 5 games, not sure why you say they are not good. I bet Gabriel is running all game and he is gonna catch hell from one of our spies. I keep being told by mouth breathers they have QB depth this year. Can’t wait to see it.
  7. BV does his bitch doggie style so they can both get off to Wrassling
  8. The good ole “shave his ass make him walk backwards” cut…
  9. Horns 69 Rapists 13 combined yards 666 I’d buy that game t-shirt
  10. Spoke with the Fellas on the pasture, they don’t think BEVO is scheming correctly.
  11. It is great with a double. Get smashed, no hangover, no having to piss. Problem is people take more ghb and not more alcohol. That is a problem.
  12. Even the Aggie cheerleaders think that is queer
  13. He won’t be having a lot of fun in the Big X either
  14. Game speed, I do not fault Worthy. He waits a beat , that defender has to go into blocker. Don’t know if he makes corner, but sure has a better chance than running his tiny ass into to two defenders. That said, I am More concerned with the butter fingers on other plays than sloppy blocks and at speed decisions. I am greedy.
  15. Yeah had he hesitated and bounced outside he is gone for at least 20 yards.
  16. She is awfully young to have veneers for chicklets.
  17. The only time my longhorns go horns down is when they are eating. When they are pissed or charging they are swinging them violently ready to pitch your ass across the field, Orakpo style. Those gravy eating cake boys should stick to fixing their bangs and suckling their illiterate sisters.
  18. Zone Read like VY. Saban needs to call Mack.
  19. Old habits die hard…
  20. TX 64 WY 27 225RB rm yds
  21. Going to enjoy the 75 points the Horns are going to hang on these clowns.
  22. Ruh roh they own the content, and the variant on it…
  23. But Prime is coming…
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