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Alien Octopus

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  1. Bob Wills version for Aggy Fuck you Aggy, please never change.
  2. Which one of you magnificent bastards gonna hunt that wild Fox Down and kill it? That was either jinx of motherfucking Jinxs, or ine helluva prank by Fox Sports.
  3. I was there. An old dude at the gas station outside Dallas told me Mack was a shitty coach for not letting Vince do his thing. He should of been made coach on the spot….
  4. They could rub him out. I am sure there are countless aggy rubbing one out to the very thought.
  5. Ala Boise…
  6. I kind of like the idea of torturing with intermediate side line action and making their LBs run one direction and Bijan wiggling the other way. Would even enjoy, date I say, the Counter. We cettainly have the dudes to run that and the bad mferS to house it.
  7. Throw a screen, jet sweep, audible, slant, shuttle pass, wheel route all accomplish the same. We got plenty of weapons to make them pay. The bomb is sexy, but not necessary.
  8. Lincoln Riley goes down on strippers, like a Sunday morning douche.
  9. I grew up in Pasadena off of Allen Genoa, so this hits close to home.
  10. Funny me too…
  11. From The BBQ fest in St Louis on my way to Jump around in Camp Randall with the first born and wifey. Fight!
  12. I say we march Bevo right down broadway and leave them a shit trail. Those Ft Worth boys love them a good fudge tunnel.
  13. Went to game Sat, luckily got some shaded seats. Could not see jumbo tron, so kind of ignored it. I much rather hear the band than A signalong of Journey or Neil fucking Diamond? Thought I was in Fenway for a second?
  14. Aggy could fuck up a cheese sandwich.
  15. Texans are dead to me. This year, I like the Raiders.
  16. Colts Rams Oakland San Fran fans all say fuck you!
  17. Was in Little Rock last week on the way back from Michigan, in their downtown party area they have a statue of the deliverence kid playing a banjo
  18. You are getting skull fucked. So it is written and so it shall be.
  19. Don’t forget Tennesee, the land of hair lips gills and fucking mayonaise bbq sauce.
  20. I think you got it backwards fucktard, maybe pig-aggy can get some Texas recruits since we are coming back to push your shit in, just like it ever was. That goes for aggy or piggy twat waffles.
  21. Nah you’re just an aggy
  22. We ain’t losing to Ou
  23. No shit been driving from Michigan listening to the college radio illuminati anoint this guy. They are all so full of shit…
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